Captain Capitalism


Academic Composition is Always Hiring

If you're looking for a summer gig and want to be able to work from home, consider our good pal, Alex at Academic Composition. He's always hiring and I cannot emphasize enough how this type of job, though sucky, is ideal for any student who can't find a gig and needs a little side income, especially if you have the gift to write Marxist BS to satiate inferior professors' minds.  Anyway, read below and see if working for Academic Composition isn't for you.

Thank you all who replied to our advertisement last time, you've helped us a great ...
Captain Capitalism
June 16, 2017, 4:29 p.m.

Diversity Over Excellence, the London High Rise Fire and KTCMO




You see, people's safety is not as important as diversity.

But what did you expect from a country hell bent on committing suicide?
Captain Capitalism
June 16, 2017, noon

Will Politics Ruin the "Black Panther" Movie?


Do not confuse the movie "Black Panther" with the political group, "The Black Panthers."  I know if a movie called "The KKK" came out, it might raise some eye brows, but the movie is based off of a Marvel comic book superhero who had a prominent role in the latest Avengers movie - Black Panther - not the political group.  But with the origins of Black Panther out of the way, I'm afraid the movie faces more hurdles than merely its name.  ...
Captain Capitalism
June 15, 2017, 11:31 p.m.

Big Education Continue to Bleed Out

Awwww, you can see the end of the line off in the distance for Big Education.  What, ever, will those deans, assistant directors, diversity counselors and other worthless parasites do for real work in the real world with their worthless degrees?
Captain Capitalism
June 15, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

False Rape Starts to Have a Cost

More of this needs to happen.  And soon falsely accusing people of rape will go away.
Captain Capitalism
June 14, 2017, 4:44 p.m.

Episode #202 of The Clarey Podcast

Cappy fucks the world back.
Antifa feminist marries muslim, gets raped, learns nothing.
Girl marries her degree, replete with ceremony.
Emma Sulcowicz working as BDSM "art thingy."

AND MORE

in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
June 14, 2017, 3:30 a.m.

Vivalamanosphere and Delusion Damage

A friendly reminder to visit your alt media, conservative, manosphere, libertarian aggregators who are kind enough to maintain their sites and send traffic to all the people they link to.

Specifically

Viva La Manosphere

and

Delusion Damage
Captain Capitalism
June 14, 2017, 1:30 a.m.

Episode #202 of The Clarey Podcast

Cappy fucks the world back.
Antifa feminist marries muslim, gets raped, learns nothing.
Girl marries her degree, replete with ceremony.
Emma Sulcowicz working as BDSM "art thingy."

AND MORE

in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
June 13, 2017, 11:47 p.m.

Retirement is Death

From my article on "After 50 Living."

"Retirement is not some Viagra commercial, replete with svelte chardonnay-chugging wives and husbands, frolicking on some Floridian beach.  It is the end of your previous life, which, for all of its faults and drawbacks, provided you with reason, agency, and purpose.  And to stop that life, without replacing it with new point and purpose to live, is the quickest way to a sad, depressing, and unhealthy retirement.  Thankfully, this problem and inadequate savings for retirement can be solved by continuing to Captain Capitalism
June 13, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

The Bitter Generation

"This is the great theme of the boomers' life: They could always take a lot of wild, irresponsible chances on everything, because nearly every bet they made seemed to pay off handsomely, at least within their lifetimes. The completely predictable and obvious long-term costs were always way, way over the horizon -- a problem for somebody else. The bill, if it ever came due, would be paid by their posterity, and who cares about those losers? They don't even like the Beatles, and they're too whiny and lazy anyway."

 The only thing I would add is the damage ...
Captain Capitalism
June 13, 2017, 5:13 p.m.

Why Sheeple Deserve to be Taken Advantage Of

As I further trek down the path of Machiavellianism, opportunism, and legitimized mercenary behavior.



Captain Capitalism
June 12, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

Tinder: A Toxic Waste Dump of Society's Rejects

A client wanted my opinion on Tinder and dating strategies.  After installing it and using it for 48 hours, my already-impossibly-low opinion of humanity drops even further:



Captain Capitalism
June 12, 2017, 8:38 p.m.

"Traditional Mexican Foods"

Hmmm...would that be those hard working (but too lazy to learn English) Mexicans who take the jobs lazy white kids from the suburbs refuse to take (which is true).  Or is it that large Swedish immigrant sector using EBT to buy that food?

(look at the chart at the end of the article)
Captain Capitalism
June 12, 2017, 5:03 a.m.

I'm Officially Disabled

"In the United States, the Americans with Disabilities Act requires that employers make reasonable accommodations for employees with sleeping disorders. In the case of DSPD, this may require that the employer accommodate later working hours for jobs normally performed on a "9 to 5" work schedule.[39] The statute defines "disability" as a "physical or mental impairment that substantially limits one or more major life activities", and Section 12102(2)(a) itemizes sleeping as a "major life activity".[40]"

Where's my gubmints gibmedats!!!!????
Captain Capitalism
June 12, 2017, 3:12 a.m.

A Lazy Sunday Reminder

Get your online shopping done TODAY.  Don't procrastinate and just get your online shopping chores done!
Captain Capitalism
June 11, 2017, 9:09 p.m.

Interview with "The Real Mark Baxter"

Was on Mark's show yesterday where we talked about the DRAWBACKS of working from home, how telecommuting could (but hasn't) revolutionzed society, Poor Richard's Retirement, and more!
Captain Capitalism
June 9, 2017, 4:17 p.m.

New Addition to the Blogroll

NegroManosphere.

Surprised I actually didn't have it on there already.
Captain Capitalism
June 9, 2017, 6:08 a.m.

How Leftists Let Politics Ruin Their Lives

I, in all honesty, don't know a thing about Comey.  I stopped listening to politics quite some time ago.  But all I know is that this man has made these liberals miserable.  And for that I am happy.
Captain Capitalism
June 9, 2017, 6:02 a.m.

LinkedIn Life: "Why I'll Never Hire a Liberal Arts Graduate"

My latest article on LinkedIn.  I like to post articles about the business world on LinkedIn because it targets and shakes up the world of corporate sheep.  Kind of like Rodney Dangerfield's character in "Caddy Shack." 
Captain Capitalism
June 8, 2017, 8:05 p.m.

What Young Men Can Learn from Matt Forney

Matt Forney is bald and fat.
Matt Forney is also, along with Cynical Libertarian Society, one of the peers I disagree most with.
Matt Forney also drank an open container of alcohol in my rental car in Vegas, leaving it there even after I told him not to.

That is indeed the Matt Forney I know.

Publicly, however, these traits are perhaps overshadowed by his somewhat radical stances, unpopular opinions, and often times purposed and rank agitating positions epitomized and exemplified in his essay "Big Lovin'."  This has made him a lightning rod for...well...everybody, catching ...
Captain Capitalism
June 8, 2017, 6:47 a.m.