Captain Capitalism

Women Can't Do "The Maths"

When you girls acknowledge majoring in stupid shit is why you don't make as much as men, then we'll talk.  In the mean time, I am not going to heed your flawed claims "sexism" is why you don't make as much as men.  You CHOOSE easier degrees that are...well..dumber than fuck.  And when you stop acting "dumber than fuck" then I'll entertain arguments men are discriminating against you.  In the're just dumber than fuck.

Captain Capitalism
Dec. 5, 2017, 6:14 a.m.

Lydia Liza and Josh Lemanski: Baby It's Cold in 2017

Memories are short, but mine is not and I recall a year or two ago this yuletide season a couple of millennials decided to rewrite the perfectly charming song "Baby It's Cold Outside" with modern day leftist, indoctrinated intellectually inferior slop.  I won't link to it because it doesn't deserve the traffic, but it was the epitome of 20 something children thinking they knew better than their elders, claiming the song was creepy and rapey.  And so a perfectly innocent song was bersmirched by two millennial know nothings because it fit the leftist, democratic socialist template they were programmed to ...
Captain Capitalism
Dec. 4, 2017, 7:08 p.m.

Privatizing Marriage

I always wondered why the government has ANY say in marriage whatsoever.  I'm sure it has to do with women needing men with guns to force men who banged them to pay money forever because, well marriage is essentially a very complicated and expensive version of prostitution. 


In an adult real world, theoretical place where intellectual honesty reigned supreme and we could have serious and adult conversation, I always wondered "what if I just got married privately and told the government to fuck off because it wasn't the public's business and I don't need no stupid ...
Captain Capitalism
Dec. 2, 2017, 3:22 p.m.

SHOCK! Liberal Art Major Single Moms With Inflexible Schedules Can't Find Work!

The amount of stupid and ignorance in this article is just more proof as to how refusing to tell people (particularly women and single moms) the truth about degrees and having kids in a broken home has consequences, none of which are good.  It makes me truly wonder if people in the media actually care about these people and just don't have the spine to tell them they fucked up, or if they're that stupid and actually believe majoring in "international studies" which having a kid out of wedlock has no ramifications for your employability.

Oh well, Captain Capitalism
Dec. 1, 2017, 12:30 a.m.

The Left Punishes Itself...Mercilessly and Horribly

I was talking to a buddy today.  He was upset as he recently got into a Facebook war with a leftist friend of his.  I can't remember the precise topic they disagreed on, but he was so flustered he was debating leaving facebook or at least giving up making political posts for good.  I concurred with that decision and said, "Look, you're not going to change their minds, you're only going to make yourself more angry.  So you might as well ...
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 30, 2017, 12:30 p.m.

Fuck You Garrison Keillor

Your hypocritical, public sector, cause you couldn't hack it in the private sector, ass won't be missed.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 29, 2017, 7:39 p.m.

Episode #231 of The Clarey Podcast - "Getting Mom a Smart Phone" Episode!

Captain Capitalism
Nov. 28, 2017, 11:48 p.m.

The Father Could Not Be Reached for Comment

But the live in boyfriend could.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 28, 2017, 3:53 p.m.

Taiyesha Baker

May her name be remembered forever.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 28, 2017, 4:53 a.m.

Why Gen X Will Be Worse Parents than the Baby Boomers

If you are Stefan Molyneux, please read no further.  But if you're not the Canadian philosophical genius, please read on.

This past extended Thanksgiving weekend had confirmed in my mind a trend I was subconsciously noting, but hadn't consciously realized or had crystalized in my frontal lobes.  And that trend was the completely unacceptable behavior of my generation's children.

As more and more of my generation were breeding, their lit...
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 27, 2017, 6:31 p.m.

Seattle's Wealth Tax

Though to be expected (because it violates state law), a judge unfortunately ruled against Seattle's attempt to implement a wealth tax.

Liberals in Seattle deserve not only to pay the tax, but they also deserve the low economic growth that would result.  They deserve the capital flight out of the city that would ensue, along with businesses already leaving town in anticipation of their $15 minimum wage.

In short, Seattle, like all large, liberal towns deserve what inevitably and ultimately happens to them. They deserve to become Detroit.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 25, 2017, 3:43 p.m.

Be Thankful for the News Aggregators

I wanted to thank Vivalamanosphere for sending me tons of traffic over the years.  Consider bookmarking them or making them a daily stop.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 23, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

Are Women Agents or Objects?

An excerpt from The Clarey Podcast!

Sponsored by "Enjoy the Decline!"
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 22, 2017, 1 p.m.

Remember that Equifax Breach?

Since (basically) half of Americans were exposed, here's what you do.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 22, 2017, 2:08 a.m.

28% of Women View "Winking" as Sexual Harassment

And for that reason, I'm out.

Here's the original survey.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

Episode #230 of The Clarey Podcast

Saturday morning cartoons in the 80's.
Bullies are pussies.
Who are the pedophiles and mass murderers?
What Percent of women cry themselves to sleep?
Movie review of Justice League and Murder on the Orient Express
Princeton females have no agency, act as only objects.
Apple fires diversity and inclusion uber-czar for speaking truth.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.

Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 1 p.m.

Millennials Fear Credit Cards More Than Death

My question is what the hell do they think of their student loans then???
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 11 a.m.

SJW's Infest The Girl Scouts

I'm thinking I'll have to do an expose and Clarey Test on the Girl Scout's executive management after this.

I will sadly also not be buying Girl Scout cookies anymore.  Not because I do care for the girls, but I loathe the leadership who abuse girls to advance political aims.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 21, 2017, 5:18 a.m.

The Gift of Early Retirement

Remember, with Christmas around the corner, you might as well give a gift that is practical and will help out your fellow man - early retirement.  Buy Poor Richard's Retirement at Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 5:18 p.m.

Why SJW Women are So Happy

Remember the "Life of Julia?"
Where the government took care of every need and want of a woman from cradle to grave?

Yeah, they never tell you about the mental price you pay when you bow down at the altar of socialism.
Captain Capitalism
Nov. 20, 2017, 3:29 p.m.