Captain Capitalism


Captain Capitalism
March 3, 2018, 3:37 p.m.

Bounty Hunting Communists

How this one escaped my grasp two weeks ago I don't know, but this is certainly something President Cappy would do.
Captain Capitalism
March 3, 2018, 7:09 a.m.

Will Sex Give Cryptocurrency the Intrinsic Value It Needs?

Interesting piece about how a new cryptocurrency called "intimate" will allow for easier transactions within the sex world industry.  The main focus of the article is how a cryptocurrency bypasses/solves a bunch of problems such as anonymity, payment, and financial services that are usually denied or at least "an issue" within the sex/porn/escort/stripper industry.  But it doesn't delve anywhere near or deeply as it could in using sex as an intrinsic value that cryptocurrencies desperately need.

This is not too far removed from reality in that sex, or the pursuit of it, has ordained and made/broke different industries.  ...
Captain Capitalism
March 1, 2018, 9 p.m.

South Africa: Zimbabwe 2.0

They actually believe in magic dirt.

Captain Capitalism
March 1, 2018, 3:40 a.m.

Episode #243 of The Clarey Podcast

"How to tell a story"
Cappy accidentally attends a "Mega church"
Cappy flirts with religion.


in this short episode of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
March 1, 2018, 3:19 a.m.

It's Ok, Because She's REALLY REALLY Sorry

Plus vagina!

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 28, 2018, 5:31 a.m.

Amy Klobuchar - Professional Luddite

I find this funny coming from a woman who never worked an honest day's work in her life.

Remember, this is coming from a senator from the state where we're re-naming lakes from white males who were slave owners to Indian American names because we simply hate ourselves.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 26, 2018, 4:08 p.m.

The Square Root Sign as a Gun

Enjoy the decline!

No, seriously, enjoy the decline!
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 23, 2018, 4:48 p.m.

"But Math is Tough"

Apparently only in the north and western hemisphere.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 22, 2018, 6:43 p.m.

Paying for Your Kids' College Will Destroy Your Retirement

The new trend of galactically stupid parents crippling their retirement for their kids' worthless degrees is getting mightily tiring.  I try in this video to spread a warning to the mindless sheep who think they can save up $500,000 in 5 years so they can retire at 65, but would appreciate you sharing it with AARP forums and any baby boomers stupid enough to finance their kids' educations.

Worthless can be found here.

Poor Richards Retirement can be foundCaptain Capitalism
Feb. 21, 2018, 8:36 p.m.

Why You Never Invest in California

You don't own your company, assets, or property, even if you bought them with your own hard-earned money.

The government does and it will tell you what to do with it.

Like not kicking out a deadbeat when he doesn't pay rent, and giving him a year's worth of free lodging.

Oh well, you California kids enjoy the decline!
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 21, 2018, 2 p.m.

Episode #241 of The Clarey Podcast

Soy Boys of the Right.
Boys can't throw Grenades.
Academia and Portland. Havens for Lefties.
Potheads Running the Pot Industry.
Jean Claude Von Johnson.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

Direct RSS feed here.

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 20, 2018, 9:21 p.m.

Review of Poor Richard's Retirement

Adam Piggott provides a kind review of "Poor Richard's Retirement."

Remember, the book is simply for people who haven't saved up enough for retirement.  If that's you then I recommend purchasing the book here.

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 20, 2018, 6:34 p.m.

The Father WAS Available for Comment

Well you don't see that everyday!

And look!  A present father prevented a shooting.  Like to see a government check do that!
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 20, 2018, 4:40 p.m.

The Days We Didn't Always Obsess About Race

Allow me to tell you about the 80's.

It was a magical time.  It was a wonderful time.  And perhaps it seemed so wonderful if you lived through the 70's, but whether you had that comparison or not, it really didn't matter.  The economy was booming, we had a president you knew love Americans and had their best interests at heart.  The world's largest evil (Soviet communism) was reforming itself out of necessity as it was failing.  And though it is certainly up for debate, Americans got a hair cut, disco died, the hippies went away, architecture and fashion ...
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 19, 2018, 7:45 p.m.

The Greasy Pole

If you are looking for another podcast that is strictly within the domain of men and masculinity may I recommend the virgin episode of "The Greasy Pole" hosted by none other than Adam Piggott and The Great One.  It was their first go at it and it was entertaining as always, especially when Adam talked about splitting the urinal cake in half. 

Men will love it.
Soy boys will hate it.

So what more convincing do you need to tune in?
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 16, 2018, 8:22 a.m.

Alex is Always Hiring

From Alex over at Academic Composition.
Thank you for your continued support.

Our business continues to expand and we're now in the position to offer more work. Most of our clients will be entering the mid-term juncture of their semester very soon. Hence, the demand for our services will be increasing exponentially. 

Accordingly, we are on the lookout for marketers and writers.

If you're interested in writing, please provide us with three samples of your academic work. 

If you are looking to advertise, the matter is much simpler.

Captain Capitalism
Feb. 15, 2018, 11:31 p.m.

When Your Daughter Majors in the Liberal Arts

Masters degree
Facing evication
Can't pay bills
Resorts to prostitution


Is so thoroughly indoctrinated she needs to force "black feminist theory" upon her clients.

Remember, government checks can replace fathers.  But not very well.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 15, 2018, 5:52 p.m.

Some Serious Wisdom Here

The logic of this judge makes me slightly hopeful for the future and that freedoms are being protected.
Captain Capitalism
Feb. 15, 2018, 5:46 p.m.