Captain Capitalism

Episode #196 of the Clarey Podcast!

Clarey's a dick due to poverty, not choice.
Wells Fargo laughs at stupid Americans.
US womens soccer team 15 year old boys.
Australians bail out stupid liberal arts ditz.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
April 18, 2017, 7:54 p.m.

How the Left Blew their Entire Racist Load

I have a Clandestine Agent in the Field, deeply embedded within the strongest stronghold of the American left - the public schools.

Though I won't say what s/he does or where s/he is, s/he said something the other day that gave me, even the ole pessimistic, Enjoy the Decline, Cappy, a bit of genuine hope and optimism.

"They're not swallowing it anymore.  They're not believing all this privilege and racist stuff."

When I pressed my agent for more information, s/he continue to explain that the left through their most ardent of acolytes - teachers - were so ...
Captain Capitalism
April 17, 2017, 4:28 p.m.

You Will Worship the Bunny!

Worship it I tell you!!!!
Captain Capitalism
April 17, 2017, 7:41 a.m.

But Who Would Want to Work for The New York Times?

No, seriously, who?  Because you can make more just running your own channel.  Heck, just use them as a platform to get a critical mass of followers and then strike out on your own.  Let them pay for those expensive buildings and the rents of their employees while you can just work from the comfort of your own home in Springfield, Illinois for a fraction of the cost.
Captain Capitalism
April 17, 2017, 7:40 a.m.

The Week of Hell

Howdy all, couple items,

1 - I got a deluge of Asshole Consulting requests.  So many in fact, I may have to wake up before...


I know, I know, I don't know what kind of country this is where you have to wake up before noon AND work 8 WHOLE HOURS A DAY, but apparently this is what electing Trump has gotten us.

Regardless, the podcast may be a bit late as will post.

2.  High quality posts are being relegated to one a week because I'm also trying to finish ...
Captain Capitalism
April 17, 2017, 6:01 a.m.

Our Buddy Marcus Brown Makes It on Oshay Jackson's Vlogcast!

And no, the boy still hasn't seen Die Hard, Back to the Future, Indiana Jones or any other movies.  So don't ask.

Captain Capitalism
April 15, 2017, 6:51 a.m.

Fuck It, Take Our Women

You can have 'em.  We're done here.
Captain Capitalism
April 14, 2017, 3:30 p.m.

This Week's Asshole Consulting Videos Will Be on Daily Motion

The Video Platform Wars continue as I have to abandon because:

1.  You can only upload videos shorter than 30 minutes.
2.  You have a 2 GB per week limit and
3.  My application for verification got rejected

Alas, the experiment and hunt for a new video platform to potentially replace YouTube continues as this week's Asshole Consulting videos will be posted on my Daily Motion channel.
Captain Capitalism
April 14, 2017, 5:30 a.m.

Why College and Weddings Are Economically Identical

 An economic mystery was flummoxing me.

Why is it so hard for millennials NOT to go to college?

With college tuition being literally unaffordable, stories after stories about the plight of un/underemployed college graduates, horror stories of the same with crippling student loans, and it no longer being a secret that college is a bubble, why is it so hard for 18 year olds to say, "screw this, I'm going home?"

Furthermore, why ...
Captain Capitalism
April 13, 2017, 1 p.m.

Socialism Infecting Christianity

A plug for a sponsor that turned into an important lesson for our Christian friends.

Captain Capitalism
April 13, 2017, 4:25 a.m.

Manchurian Candidate Journalism

Captain Capitalism
April 12, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

Episode #195 of The Clarey Podcast!

No sun in Minnesota.
10,000 times more potent than heroin.
Can female journalists NOT write about the glass ceiling?
The Spergville community spergs out due to YouTube Demonetization.
New York's "free" tuition requires you be assets of the state.
Did YOU fly F-4 Phantoms in Vietnam?  No?  Fuck you then!


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!!!

Direct MP3 link will be posted when I get back from the gym
Captain Capitalism
April 11, 2017, 10 p.m.

The Economics of Catholic Subsidiarity

New sponsor and one that I think will pique the interests of a more than average amount of Cappy Cappites - The Economics of Catholic Subsidiarity.

I'll post the book description below, but it makes the argument/case for free market principles of economics within the Catholic church and Catholicism.  He also takes a swipe at the leftist politics infecting the church, most notably that fake pope you guys have posing in the Vatican (I don't actually know, I just like ripping apart your communist pope).  Regardless, it is available on Amazon.

I may actually read the damn ...
Captain Capitalism
April 11, 2017, 6:30 p.m.

New York's Free Tuition Devil in the Details

Apparently you can't just leave New York after getting your free tuition.  You are apparently the state's bitch for 4 years.

The good news, for leftist New York and the rest of the country, is they are about to be educating the most worthless, unintelligent generation of New York children who are going to be choosing worthless degrees.  This will not only cost New York taxpayers a hefty penny, but it will cost them additional monies as this army of unemployable liberal arts majors are guaranteed to drive up their welfare and unemployment costs.  THis will not only ...
Captain Capitalism
April 11, 2017, 6:16 p.m.

Al Capone Cappy

My new toy.

You may also purchase one here.

God bless America.
Captain Capitalism
April 11, 2017, 3:12 a.m.

How Cappy Would Run an HR Department

I would exact a toll of revenge so large and with such interest, that HR ladies would suffer the precise same treatment they've dished out these past 30 years.

And it would be grand.

Captain Capitalism
April 10, 2017, 8:10 p.m.

New Sponsor - Steve's Jerky!

A new sponsor to  Cappy's ever growing and expanding Online Media Empire -


$150 bucks for a gallon sized ziploc of hand-sliced homemade beef jerky!

Marinated for 3 days in cajun seasonings. Steve covers the shipping.

Pet/child/smoke free operation. All meat carefully handled with nitrile gloves and outstanding hygiene.

Raving endorsements from two of Cappy's close personal friends, Mrs. Lokken and  The Inimitable Mr. Jamison.

$150 bucks will get you enough protein to last a year in a post apocalyptic world. 

Do not delay or dither, visit Steve's ...
Captain Capitalism
April 10, 2017, 4:46 p.m.

Is Justin Trudeau Masturbating to This?

Just wondering what Canada's first lady's position is on this.  I presume she broke out her toy for this and is all for it.
Captain Capitalism
April 10, 2017, 4:03 p.m.

Diversifying Out of YouTube

Inevitably you knew the day would come and that day is more or less here - time to diversity out and away from YouTube. 

Starting this week I will be experimenting with having my Asshole Consulting (and original) videos put on two new platforms.  Dailymotion and Vidme. 

My Vidme channel you can find here and my Dailymotion channel you can find here.

To be honest I do not know which one I will go with next, but that is the reason for the experimental phase.  Already I like the Vidme layout and user friendliness more, ...
Captain Capitalism
April 10, 2017, 8:02 a.m.

You Can Visually Identify Male Weakness

"Johnathan McAloon!"
"Johnathan McAloon!"

That's all Adam Piggott (of Pushing Rubber Downhill fame) was saying on one of his latest podcasts.  Only problem was I was driving and couldn't see what this "Johnathan McAloon" character looked like.  And this was important because Adam's entire point was this "Johnathan McAloon" was your typical leftist, wanna-be journalist who wrote for the Guardian and the like, and he was speculating what the fellow looked like.  Sure enough, he found out and surprise, surprise, Adam was right.  "Johnathan McAloon" is indeed your typical wimpy, limp-wristed, hipster, testosterone deprived, looking leftist who ...
Captain Capitalism
April 8, 2017, 8:37 a.m.