Captain Capitalism

The Hungerless Hunger Strike

Only leftist, academians could come up with something so utterly worthless and hypocritical.
Captain Capitalism
April 29, 2017, 6:32 a.m.

Ladies, Just Get the Fuck Out of Our Way

The Rant of the Day

Captain Capitalism
April 28, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

The Left Values Their Ideology More Than Life Itself

Especially if it's yours.

The rest of the country better start waking up to the fact these people will drive the bus off the cliff and kill everybody with it.  Specifically, the rest of the country better start drawing the line of letting immigrants in who have no intention of becoming Americans or working for a living.  And they better grow a spine because they're going to be called all sorts of names that end with "ist" for daring to insist on the right to living and not being enslaved to a welfare-parasite class.

Oh wait!

Captain Capitalism
April 28, 2017, 6:20 p.m.

ESPN Should Read Rollo Tomassi

Letting women invade and dictate male spaces is on the menu whether you like it or not.
Captain Capitalism
April 27, 2017, 9 p.m.

IQ of College Students Dropping Like a Rock

I could do without the racial reference being unnecessarily forced in, but IQ has dropped a full standard deviation since the 1960's.

I often wonder why the college bubble continues on and how young kids just don't wake up and get it. Then I realize they are the epitome of normies, sheep, and idiots and Big Education is targeting them.
Captain Capitalism
April 27, 2017, 5:58 p.m.

Why You Want Might to Reconsider Moving to Australia

Long ago, when John Howard was Prime Minister of Australia, I looked at Oz with a jealous eye.  They had good economic growth, low unemployment, balanced budgets, low debts, and sun.  A whooooole lot of sun.

But then I met Adam Piggott and I knew a report from an Agent in the Field was infinitely better than all the EIU, OECD, and IMF reports I'd read across the other side of the globe.  Which is interesting, because the man is leaving Australia for Europe.

Definitely worth the read if Oz was on your list of Plan B's ...
Captain Capitalism
April 27, 2017, 6:35 a.m.

And So the Private Sector Experiment with Affirmative Action Ends

With expected results.
Captain Capitalism
April 26, 2017, 10:07 a.m.

Curse Free Episode #20 of The Clarey Podcast

Women and the "Cold Shoulder" fad.
Don't kill your dates.
Millennials are going to millennial.
Baby Boomer journalists working fast food.
All male flights in the 1950's and 1960's.


In THIS CURSE FREE EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
April 25, 2017, 5:10 a.m.

Arbeit Macht Frei

The one thing missing from this, otherwise great, article is how debt ensures you guys all suffer HR ditzes, sadistic bosses, and with smiles on your faces.

Oh well, remember, Schmoopsie Muffins needs her Range Rover to impress the other soccer moms at the coffee store and your lil' Princess just "NEEDS" to go to that $250,000 a year liberal arts college.

It's all worth it.
Captain Capitalism
April 24, 2017, 10 p.m.

Die Radio Die!!!!

Awww, too bad.  Another dinosaur, gallbladder piece of the baby boomer economy going away.

I'll take that bit of your market, thank you very much NewsPaper/Radio/Television/Publishing industry.  And I sincerely hope all you ex journalists, television media and radio types frantically do your best to find a way to pay for your retirement these next 20 years. 

Hey, I hear the Huffington Post will let you work there for free!!!
Captain Capitalism
April 24, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

Warm Fuzzy Story of the Day

Got a comment that deserved to be it's own post in response to "The Best Dating a Girl from Wyoming Story Ever Told.

Thank you for posting this. I went through the exact same bullshit with a hot, sexually talented, former cheerleader, raving fucking alcoholic I worked with. Her pattern was to show up at work drunk, get fired or quit in a huff, then latch onto a beta to live with while she " planned " her next move. I was that beta and did everything possible to keep her, including buying booze. The end came when ...
Captain Capitalism
April 24, 2017, 5:28 a.m.

Late Night Cappy

Had nearly a score of videos backed up, two of which may prove interesting listening.

1.  Ayn Rand is Basic Bitch Economics
2.  How Conservative Guys Can Bang Liberal Chicks
Captain Capitalism
April 24, 2017, 5:22 a.m.

You are a Fucking Idiot for Attending Law School

These liberal arts undergrads-turned law students are so stupid they're CRYING when in reality they should be thanking their lucky stars they're not going into debt anymore.
Captain Capitalism
April 23, 2017, 6:56 a.m.


They're just so great and wonderful and they love the children.

Perhaps a little too much.

But it's OK, because they're teeeeeeaaacheeeeerrrrsss, the most preciously wonderful people on the planet!  And since they're leftists it's OK if they're child rapists and kidnappers.
Captain Capitalism
April 23, 2017, 6:53 a.m.

Cover for the New Essay

Finally found the right font and layout I wanted for the new essay.  Once again, a reminder that it is an ESSAY, not a book as it is only about 40-50 pages.  Also, if you are already actively practicing minimalism and are aware of its benefits, this book will largely be a review, though a MUCH MORE THOROUGH application of using the love for your fellow man as a means by which to eliminate materialism in your life, and consequently therefore, drastically improving your finances.  Ergo, if you are interested in the philosophy of what's most important in life, yes, ...
Captain Capitalism
April 22, 2017, 7:25 a.m.

The Best Dating a Girl from Wyoming Story Ever Told

Cynical Libertarian has a podcast out, a story of which he tells is an absolute must, not just for the entertainment value, but the lessons to learn for young boys chasing beauty and not much else.  The story starts at 41:41 and unless you want your ire raised, I suggest you just skip ahead to that minute mark.
Captain Capitalism
April 22, 2017, 6:19 a.m.

Why Millennial Girls Should Date Gen X Men

We're stronger.
We make more money.
We have established careers.
And we don't live at home.

The irony is with every Millennial girl looking like Harley Quinn (and I don't mean that in a good way), I doubt any quality Gen X men are going to be up for the job of baby sitting and telling you to take that stupid ring out of your nose.

Oh well, enjoy the decline.
Captain Capitalism
April 21, 2017, 6:26 a.m.

Broke Millennials Ordering $800 Bottle Service

Decided to crack down on the book and thusly have been spending many-a-late nights at various Perkins around St. Paul.  Also March and April have been record-setting months for Asshole Consulting (which on Tax Day celebrated it's 3rd year in business), which has also been taking an inordinate amount of time.

In the meantime if you'd kindly tune into the Pushing Rubber Downhill podcast wherein your kind Aussie host, Adam Piggott, will regale you with a tale about broke Millennials ordering $800 bottle service.
Captain Capitalism
April 21, 2017, 2:41 a.m.

Why Socialists are Passive Aggressive

Because unlike honest thieves, they're cowards:

Captain Capitalism
April 19, 2017, 10:09 p.m.

Equal Rights, Equal Fights!

Welcome to Team Man, ladies!  You are truly equal now.

Captain Capitalism
April 19, 2017, 3 a.m.