Captain Capitalism


Curse Free Episode #25

There is no money, only time.
The life philosophical consequences of vicelessness and no booze.
Google gets treated like a "Big Evil Corporation."
Wanna Be Dude Bro Businessmen Fraudsters

AND MORE!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Captain Capitalism
June 27, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

You Just Don't Hire Liberal Arts Majors

Especially English majors who live in an English speaking country.
Captain Capitalism
June 27, 2017, 5:07 a.m.

Why I'm For a $15 Minimum Wage in Large Liberal Cities

And, coincidentally, all for large liberal cities implementing income taxes.

Because it one of those rare instances where leftists actually suffer for their bad decisions.
Captain Capitalism
June 27, 2017, 4:36 a.m.

Corporate Offices are No Longer Needed

And like 70's music are old, outdated, obsolete, and completely unnecessary.
Captain Capitalism
June 26, 2017, 3 a.m.

Nose Hair Trimmers Sunday

Remember!

Nose hair trimmers are life savers.  You will rarely have a better ROI on an investment than nose hair trimmers.  Oh you laugh, but instead of yanking out your nose hairs while you drive on the highway, just go and drop the $14 on a set of nose hair trimmers!  Your nose will thank you.

And while you're at it, why not do all your Sunday afternoon online shopping through Cappy's Amazon Affiliate program.  The ole Captain gets a 7% commission and you don't ...
Captain Capitalism
June 25, 2017, 5:25 p.m.

Revolutioning the American Retirement System



Captain Capitalism
June 23, 2017, 4:39 p.m.

Is the HR Ditz FINALLY Extinct?


From my latest article at LinkedIn:

"I personally could not care less about the plight of these HR ditzes. They proved nothing more than a huge impediment to the labor force, the advancement of the economy, and the advancement of millions of people's careers. They were predominantly spoiled rotten brats from the suburbs, given undeserved and uncalled for power which they abused and went power-tripping with. And while I certainly know and appreciate some REAL HR prof...
Captain Capitalism
June 22, 2017, 4:39 p.m.

Another Case for Stay At Home Parents: The Elimination of Schools


Of the many statistics and calculations I ran for my latest essay, perhaps the most interesting one is that:

after going to college for 4-8 years
and working hard to get that coveted non-profit or govern...
Captain Capitalism
June 21, 2017, 9:43 p.m.

Episode #203 of The Clarey Podcast

Why do country clubs exist???
Not having problems is a problem.
Ex Cons to sit on Oakland Police Board.
Ben and Jerry's gets attacked by leftists.
Minnesota's balless male republicans.

AND MORE

in THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Captain Capitalism
June 20, 2017, 9:08 p.m.

How Leftists Waste Their Lives

A more recent rabbit hole of political thought I've been going down has been how the majority of leftists waste their lives.  This is caused by the primary driving force in their life - the fear of work, labor, and toil.  And though nobody likes labor, toil, or work, avoiding it is simply avoiding a necessary evil of life.  It is also a way to guarantee you'll never achieve anything of value, worth, or greatness in life as genuine accomplishment requires labor and toil. 

This then presents a leftist a very important existential question - if you're not going ...
Captain Capitalism
June 20, 2017, 3:39 p.m.

When Leftists Try to Run Businesses

Though later today I'll be coming out with The Clarey Podcast, pour yourself a nice cup of coffee, charge up your cell phone, and listen to this excellent story about a leftist who wants to launch a grand opening party for his theater.  The story isn't great because of the leftist's delusional expectations, but the poor protagonist who has to deal with him.  It's truly shocking just how little leftists ever deal with money, let alone using their own to pay for things that they are so far removed from the true cost of things.
Captain Capitalism
June 20, 2017, 3:02 p.m.

Your Parents Don't Know Jack Shit About College

Language warning in this video, that if there was any justice in this world, would go viral:



Captain Capitalism
June 20, 2017, 6:38 a.m.

LinkedIn Starting to Resemble a Night Club, More than a Career Site

I like how 12% just completely lie.

How much you want to bet they get more than their fair share of job offers?
Captain Capitalism
June 20, 2017, 4:34 a.m.

"Chief People Officer"

For the Patron Saint's Name of Frick.

In case you were wondering, young lieutenants, no, I will never be working for a company with a "Chief People Officer."
Captain Capitalism
June 20, 2017, 4:28 a.m.

How to Lower Tuition by 88%


Allow me to take what has historically been a complicated economic concept, and make it simple - inflation.

Say you travel into outer space and come across a whole new, but inhabitable world.  "Clarey World."  And in "Clarey World" the only thing of any value produced is Rumpleminze.  There are no cars, paper, houses, shoes, video games, OR ANYTHING.  The ONLY thing that is produced on this utopian planet is Rumpleminze.  Period.

The inhabitant...
Captain Capitalism
June 19, 2017, 4:48 p.m.

Interview with Dr. David Perrodin

Was on Dr. David Perrodin's podcast where we talked about conducting reconnaissance for middle aged men, growing up as kids in the 80's in Wisconsin, forging Robin Yount's signature on your glove, and a little bit about Poor Richard's Retirement and how putting humans first in your life makes your finances infinitely easier.

You can listen to the podcast here.
Captain Capitalism
June 19, 2017, 3:27 p.m.

The "Steve Jobs is Dead" Principle

Work is your enemy.  Not your friend.
Your boss is your arch-nemesis.  Not your colleague.
Your career is your slavemaster.  Not your life.




Captain Capitalism
June 18, 2017, 3:45 p.m.

Why You Never Invest in St. Paul or Minneapolis Reason #5,833

"we want you to be able to rent out your property, absolutely. But...."
Captain Capitalism
June 17, 2017, 11:27 p.m.

The Left Will Gladly Eat It's Own

Like professors getting the shit kicked out of them at Middlebury, now those "cool, hip, leftist capitalists" are getting a taste of their own medicine.

Don't worry Ben and Jerry.  There's still enough hard working, rich, SWPL, suburban, ignorant republicans to keep buying your ice cream.
Captain Capitalism
June 17, 2017, 10 p.m.

Why Worthless Degrees Will Never Go Away

I got an interesting comment in the comments section today:

You are going to have to find a new gig dude. Your signature topic, worthless degress, is going mainstream. http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2017-06-15/four-reasons-why-college-degrees-are-becoming-useless Once that happens the camp of continuing the crusade disappears.

So what is plan B?


Great question young, aspiring economist!  And the Ole Captain will explain to you what his Plan B is.

Nothing.

Absolutely nothing.

Because while more and more people are starting to recognize the utter worthlessness of some college degrees, you misunderstand the market for them.  For worthless college degrees ...
Captain Capitalism
June 16, 2017, 5:17 p.m.