Captain Capitalism

Episode #227 of The Clarey Podcast!

"Cappy comes down off the mountain."
Cappy meets a retired cop at the cigar lounge.
The importance of great human conversation.
Psycho vampires who suck the life out of you.
Problems coming your way that you can't predict.
Single mom with Masters in Education can't pay student loans.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Captain Capitalism
Jan. 22, 2018, 9:15 p.m.

Mark Zuckerberg Enjoys the Decline!

Smart move Mark.

Very smart move!

Enjoy the decline Mark!
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 21, 2018, 2 p.m.

New App to Get Legal Consent for Sex

Sadly (and necessarily) it's come to this.

Now imagine if all you boys forced women to sign/use this app every time they wished to makey with the bam bam.  It MIGHT get annoying (and unromantic) enough that there might be some backlash to this insanity....oh who am I kidding.

Enjoy the decline.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 21, 2018, 4:19 a.m.

What College's Fear Most - Corporate Training Programs

It was before my time, but like "nickelodeons," "World War I," and "dinosaurs I was reliably informed about an equally extinct phenomenon from America's days' past.

"Corporate training programs."

You see, apparently, waaaaaay back in the day, corporations and employers would hire you, often times fresh out of high school, mayhaps even before and then, and...


No, really you have to sit down.

No, honestly, this is ...
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 20, 2018, 5:12 a.m.

The Man Who Escaped Seattle

Given Seattle's recent leftist insanity of instituting a soda tax and trying to install a municipal income tax (which is against the Washington State constitution), normal, self respecting people who like freedom and hate taxes will want to flee from it.

One man did where he escaped up into the Cascade mountains, bought an old shack, has converted it into his bachelor home, replete with refurbished wood burning stove, and now works remotely while also writing books and hiking.  He also started podcasting and whereas I normally wait till podcasters are a bit more seasoned before linking to ...
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 19, 2018, 5:42 p.m.

Global Warming from a Technical Perspective

A humbling video from a fan of mine, starting his own YouTube channel

Captain Capitalism
Jan. 18, 2018, 5:10 p.m.

Why Herman Cain Should've Been President

I delve into the true role racist politics should play in American government.  Republicans are at least noble and honest while the democrat party painfully made it clear they are a party of tyrants and not democracy when they screwed Bernie Sanders out of his rightful place in the primary.

Still, all that doesn't matter. Herman Cain should've been president, and if he was, it would have been a true testament to the fact minorities can indeed advance America foward.

Captain Capitalism
Jan. 16, 2018, 2:07 a.m.

Leftists Will Scare Away Rightists

But when all the rightists are gone, who will they parasite off of then?

Oh, wait, that's right. Themselves.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 15, 2018, 9:04 p.m.

Canadian Bloggers: 25% Off!

Just a friendly reminder.  While the US economy grows (somewhat) under Trump and his policies seem to have somewhat of a positive effect on the economy (though still yet TBD), Canada is stuck with the world's biggest and softest trust fund baby who's never worked a day in his life and wants to use Canadian's money to make foreigners and parasites love him in a popularity contest!  This (along with a drop in oil prices) has made the Canadian dollar drop about a quarter from the US dollar.

Which means it's never been cheaper to donate to Canadian ...
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 15, 2018, 8:58 p.m.

Will Trump's EEOC Go After Google?

I know it's a personal law suit, but if this susses out to be true, the EEOC might have grounds to go after Google.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 11, 2018, 9:13 p.m.

Episode #237 of The Clarey Podcast - Feminist MBA School Special!

Why you need a day off.
The Vegas Strip as a Cathedral for Women.
Getting bars to turn off the sports channel.
Why Oprah SHOULD run for president.
How feminism ruins women.


In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

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Jan. 11, 2018, 1:37 a.m.

When Feminism Jumped the Shark

Feminism is just a laughing stock.  A sad, pathetic laughing stock now, completely removed from reality.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 10, 2018, 1:10 a.m.

Why I Can't Take Feminism Seriously

When you bend over backwards and reach so far as to make cryptocurrency "sexist"


you get published in a major government news outlet because you are just so oppressed

you'll forgive me if me and the rest of the world just laugh at feminism and feminists and accurately ID you for the pathetic, sad whiny entitled children you are.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 9, 2018, 5:41 p.m.

How Western Governors University Will End the Insanity at American Colleges...Sort Of

A long time ago a fan of mine put me onto WGU or "Western Governors University."  It is an online college that charges less than half the national average in tuition, it's accredited, it allows you to study from the comforts of your own home (or anywhere, really), you don't have to commute, pay for parking, walk in the cold, get falsely accused of rape, attend marxist indoctrination seminars on "diversity" or "privilege," take worthless pre-requisite classes, or pay idiotic "student service fees."   It (along with ASU online) is ...
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 8, 2018, 5:02 p.m.

Curse Free Episode #26

Captain Capitalism
Jan. 6, 2018, 11:29 p.m.

The Hatred of Men in America

I said it before, women started this war.  Men will end it by simply walking away.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 6, 2018, 9:54 p.m.

Global Warming Isn't a Real Thing

It's just a bunch of crooks sucking on the tits of taxpayers' money.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 5, 2018, 7:37 p.m.

Cowboy Bebop Celebrates Its 20th Anniversary

If you didn't remember, there was a "Copyright Sunrise 1998" script at the bottom of every video.  But if you were like me and too busy paying attention to the perfect Japanese anime that was unfolding in front of you, you are forgiven.

Still, you're old, so let's review what Cowboy Bebop did for us all.

First, it was unique in that most Japanese animation sucks.  I remember getting excited when Robotech hit Am...
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 5, 2018, 12:07 a.m.

It's Green, It's Organic, It's Fair Trade, It's Raw!

There's a sucker born every minute.

I've said it before and I'll say it again, if I ever lose the current moral gig I got for myself I am IMMEDIATELY pulling an Oprah/Democrat Party and selling lies to the morons who will pay with their LIVES for it.  Sheep want lies that hurt them and they will pay for it.  I cannot think of a more profitable and easy life than selling lies to the weak-minded that deserve it.
Captain Capitalism
Jan. 4, 2018, 11:07 p.m.

Who Started the Sex War?

Women did. 
Men will finish it by not participating.
And the end result will be women asking "where have all the good men gone" and men serving a plate full of "meh."

Captain Capitalism
Jan. 4, 2018, 2:21 p.m.