Captain Capitalism


What the Right and the Left Can Learn from Charlottesville

Frankly, just what a waste of time, not to mention life, protesting and making your entire life all about politics:


Captain Capitalism
Aug. 17, 2017, 11:22 p.m.

How Decisions You Made at 17 Destroy Your Life



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Aug. 17, 2017, 4:39 p.m.

Corporate America Abandoning "Diversity Groups????"

Deloitte seems to acknowledge white males are also permitted to live on the planet.  Maybe even work at the office.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 17, 2017, 4:30 p.m.

How "Good School Districts" Ruin Families


Out of boredom I found myself walking on a newly paved path in a newly constructed development of suburbanite bliss.  The paving was perfect. The houses were perfect.  The yards were perfect.  It was just so perfectly perfect it couldn't be perfected anymore.  And though this particular development wasn't one of the elite suburbs of the Twin Cities such as Edina or Wayzata, it was one of the up-and-coming where the starting price for a BASE house was $530,000.

I'm ...
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 16, 2017, 5:07 p.m.

Eliminating Materialism



The complete work in it's entirety here.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 16, 2017, 4:52 a.m.

Mexico Still Can't Get It's Shit Together

This is why I just go to Florida when I want sun and beaches.  The tourist traps just aren't worth the time, cost, flight, scams, and constant salesmen of every freaking knick knack on every corner.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 16, 2017, 2:15 a.m.

Episode #211 of The Clarey Podcast!

How social media and politics are like soap operas.
Cappy chooses to enjoy life.
Former trust-fund governor's wife broke.
Global warming NOT blamed for an environmental problem!
Bees coming back!

AND MORE!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 15, 2017, 7:37 p.m.

Bringing Children Into an Evil World



Captain Capitalism
Aug. 15, 2017, 4:12 a.m.

Solar Eclipse Causing Insane Hotel Prices

Like many of you, I am going to drive towards the latitudinal center of the country in order to see the upcoming solar eclipse next Monday.  I've never seen a solar eclipse, and so before I depart this mortal world, I think it would make a nice little check box on my bucket list.

There's just one problem.

It seems everybody else in the US is doing the same.

Numbers are impossible to estimate, but if hotel prices are any indication it seems the entire country is going solar eclipse crazy.

St. Joseph, Missouri, originally where ...
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 14, 2017, 3:31 p.m.

The Three Worst Things About Corporate America

And how to counter them:


Captain Capitalism
Aug. 14, 2017, 7:27 a.m.

How Does an Economy Grow?

An Asshole Consulting request that I thought would prove beneficial to everyone:



Captain Capitalism
Aug. 10, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

Gotta Love Capitalism

Filed under the category "you will buy this"

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Aug. 10, 2017, 5:07 a.m.

Episode #210 of The Clarey Podcast!

Cappy picks up golf for meditation.
Hiking in the rain with no destination.
Fan mail!  aka "Making the Jels Jealous"
More colleges who don't have "grades."
Never attend Purdue's Engineering Program

AND MORE!!!

In THIS EPISODE of The Clarey Podcast!

Direct MP3 link here.

Direct RSS feed here.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 9, 2017, 9:42 p.m.

You Should've Majored in STEM

Art History PhD candidate learns the vitally important lesson of:

"Go STEM or go home."

She could have benefited from Worthless.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 9, 2017, 3:14 a.m.

No, Your Child is Not "Amazing"



Captain Capitalism
Aug. 8, 2017, 9:01 p.m.

Academic Composition

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Captain Capitalism
Aug. 8, 2017, 4:30 p.m.

Why the Left Will Always and Inevitably Eat Their Own

Chris Bechtloff explains the ultimate end goal of leftism as:

"The last human on Earth, who is a leftist, standing on top of a mountain of skulls as he/she eats a bullet."

I never understood this as I've never understood the much more "PG" explanation I've been given in the past that "the left always eats its own."

Do they not circle the wagons?
Do they not stay together as a team?
I've seen democrats rally around the most criminal and corrupt of people simply because they're on "team left."
And I've been angrily jealous ...
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 7, 2017, 5:17 p.m.

Google's Anti-Diversity Manifesto Memo

Uh oh.  Trouble in paradise.  I love the Orwellian title "VP of Diversity, Integrity & Governance."

Never work in Silicon Valley boys.  Not unless you're paid gobs of money and are only going to do it for a short time.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 7, 2017, 5:35 a.m.

The Big Lie: A Review by Cynical Libertarian

Cynical Libertarian, in is cursing swearing ways, just rips apart a book titled "The Big Lie," written by a 38 year old woman who penned her book after she realized it's not as easy to have kids at 38 as when she was 18.

I suggest listening to it because it's rare you hear feminists and leftists admit they're wrong, but more so, it's great to hear them suffer the full cost and consequences of their mistakes.  Don't read the book, don't give her any more money (she receives a ton in various NGO grants and tax dollars).  ...
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 7, 2017, 5:27 a.m.

Have Smartphones Destroyed a Generation?

Short answer?  Yes.

This is why I also leave the phone at home when going out and do not do social media on weekends, no matter how vital to my super awesome online media empire.
Captain Capitalism
Aug. 5, 2017, 6:04 p.m.