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The Androgyny Strain

LMA (@lovelymiss) nicely encapsulates the outline of the Globohomo Androgyny Agenda to turn Western White men into soibois and their women into manjaws, until they meet as a twisted union of de-souled bugfreaks in a dispiriting, passionless, anhedonic, asexual androgynous slop easily amused by their consumerist baubles and stupefied by Narrative pabulum. Both male & […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 7, 2018, 11:51 p.m.

The Principled Left

“Nixon loyalists bugged a Dem hotel room.” Left: OMG NATIONAL TRAVESTY SCANDAL OFF WITH THEIR HEADS THX FOR THIS PULITZER BTW “Obama/Clinton loyalists in the FBI and DOJ bugged a political opponent’s phones, rooms, cars, hotels, toilets for months on false pretext.” Left: THIS IS A SCURRILOUS ATTACK ON OUR ESTEEMED LAW ENFORCEMENT INSTITUTIONS REEEEEEE […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 7, 2018, 11:29 p.m.

The 2%

Our favorite slithery reptile Esssra Klein types that democracies die when White Christian Americans don’t bend over and welcome into their homelands the penetrating vibrancy of the Diversity World’s billions of nonWhites. anon skewers this daft punk, Right, because democracy is all about obeying the 2% to have your people and culture replaced by waves of […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 7, 2018, 10:38 p.m.

da GBFM, Ladies And Gentlemen

*** lzlzooozoz sorry to hear a fan passed awayz! RIP mate! but it was not da gbfm dis time but i understandz da confusions an orgasm is called “un petite morte” by da frances. it means “a small death.” and orgasm is a small death as it takes a bit of life and lust away […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 7, 2018, 9:34 p.m.

Antitrust NOW

This news report exposing the inhumane treatment of Whole Foods employees since Baron Bezos bought the SWPL chain is further evidence that we live in a new age of robber barons using their monopolistic bargaining power to basically run slave labor sweatshops here on American soil as well as abroad. The popular Texas-based niche grocery chain […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 6, 2018, 11:47 p.m.

Shiv Of The Week

Sometimes a picture stabs a thousand shivs.
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 6, 2018, 10:08 p.m.

Goodbye, Guest. You Are Missed.

I have sad news to pass along. When I read this, it hit me harder than I thought it would, because despite the fact that there are thousands of daily readers and I haven’t met a one of you IRL, this is a meetingplace of like-minded friends, and a family of sorts, so when one … … Continue reading
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 6, 2018, 9:50 p.m.

The Redacted Republic

Memos exposing Deep State (FBI/DOJ/Obama/Clinton) treason are everywhere lately, and each with more redactions than the previous one. Obviously, there is a lot of ass-covering going on, and enough high ranking swamp creatures seemingly hold the belief that the government doesn’t really answer to the American people, so the people shouldn’t be privy to classified […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 6, 2018, 4:30 a.m.

Brave New 1984

It used to be a rebel pose to accuse the US of becoming Ingsoc. Given the revelations of the past two years, it’s no longer a pose. It’s real. But it’s limiting as a description of post-America. What we’re really becoming is Ingsoma: Ingsoc + soma. A corrupt elite that keeps its power over a […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 5, 2018, 10:10 p.m.

Relationship Red Flag

Alpha clutch, beta bux.
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 5, 2018, 7:37 p.m.

America, Then And Now

Then: 1950s teenage men: Now: Adult males on a bus: Physiognomy collapse.
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 4, 2018, 5:08 p.m.

The Memo

I speculated on Twatter’s replacement that the infamous Deep-State-Exposed Memo would contain the following revelations: 1. mccabe sat on thecunt emails on huma laptop 2. secret society is real 3. lynch-comey-strzok collusion to exculpate thecunt in her email crime 4. FISA warrant issued from baseless evidence, sources and payment parties withheld by FBI from FISC […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 3, 2018, 1 a.m.

The Blight Side Of History: Single Mommery Edition

Here’s some news you can rue: 40% of all US births are to single moms, a 700% increase since 1960, (although the rate does appear to have peaked in the last few years….we’ll see if it holds (it won’t if the US de-Whitening continues apace)). The Social Capital Project, spearheaded by Senator Mike Lee (R-UT), decided […]
Chateau Heartiste
Feb. 1, 2018, 10:18 p.m.

A Test Of Your Game: Reader Responses

In the “A Test Of Your Game: The Lonesome Threesome” post, readers stepped up and provided myriad solutions, some effective some not so much, to the problem of a girl devoting more of her attention to her phone than to her date. I promised I would recap the best responses, so here they are in […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 31, 2018, 10:43 p.m.

As America Tribalizes, Politics Becomes Less About Patronage And More About Race

Audacious E rightly rebukes sometimes too-far-out-of-the-box thinker Agnostic for his assertion that race doesn’t matter in politics nearly as much as patronage matters. More recently, Agnostic audaciously wrote: The least insightful way to analyze politics is focusing on race and ethnicity. There are several points that need addressing, so here it goes. Agnostic: California is […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 31, 2018, 8:21 p.m.

Ashkepathic Doublespeak

Note the timestamps: For a primer on the ethnospecific, inherited cognitive template I’ve termed ashkepathy, see here.
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 31, 2018, 7:04 p.m.

SOTU, Brute?

What I want to see tonight: SOTU, Brute? What I will likely get: Unity pabulum What reaction this will cause: Accelerated disunity What this will mean for 2018: plausible cover for Trump to continue clotheslining cucks and Dems. *** Ricky Vaughn names the cuck, List of traitors: Graham Rounds Flake Cornyn Murkowski Collins I really […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 31, 2018, 1:21 a.m.

A Test Of Your Game: The Lonesome Threesome

This is what a date in 2018 looks like: pic.twitter.com/dYSzBo1ajN — 5th Year (@5thYear) January 30, 2018 Ok, gentlemen….what do you do? Best answer will be featured in a follow-up to this post (along with my preferred table-turner).
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 30, 2018, 11:09 p.m.

Patter Patterns

Reader Abc123 has a Game question about girls’ texting at predictable times of day, First time posting here. What does it mean if a girl never replies to you, waits a day and texts you at a specific hour. I’m noticing a pattern here. For example: I text or initiate she replies 10:12 am I […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 30, 2018, 10:18 p.m.

Rush Limbaugh Confirmed For Chateau Reader?

MMMmmmmmm…..COULD BE! Via Captain Obvious, 1:43PM Eastern Time; Tuesday, January 20th, 2018: Some lady calling in to the Rush Limbaugh show, just said she thinks the shitlibs are living in a bubble, just like the Truman Show. 1:45PM: Rush re-iterates, “this Truman Show environment you’re talking about…” COMPARE: “Liberalism Is The Truman Show“; November 20, […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 30, 2018, 9:58 p.m.