Chateau Heartiste


Tinder Thots

A new hashtag — #TinderThots — has revealed the thotty midriff of America. It’s a tingle explosion of social decay and sexual market deregulation. Enjoy these selections of America’s Women at their least marriageable! et tu, waifu? is that a cup full of cum? I’ve got the (T)ree (T)runk, all I need is the HO. […]
Chateau Heartiste
Nov. 9, 2017, 9:16 p.m.

Tina Brown Tingled For Trump

This story is hilarious. I thought I could love Trump only so much, but clearly there’s room for more love. In a wide-ranging interview, Brown talks about some of the highlights of her nearly 40 years at the top of the magazine world – including the decision to put the famous image of a pregnant […]
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Nov. 9, 2017, 8:08 p.m.

Trump AMOGs Gay Mulatto

Trump has become an internationally recognized conduit for illustrating Game concepts in action. A reader writes, “I don’t blame China” has to be the biggest AMOG statement in the history of mankind; he just made Obama look inferior while complimenting AND gaining the respect of China: “I don’t blame China,” Trump said during remarks to […]
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Nov. 9, 2017, 7:17 p.m.

One Year Anniversary Of The Trumpening

Another seven years of this glory left to go! It’s Hardening.Filed under: Love, Trumperica, Videos
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Nov. 8, 2017, 11:42 p.m.

‘Shark Shaming

It’s Happening! This really just happened. 2017. pic.twitter.com/KBOmgsqoaL — Sarah Chamberlain (@sa_harraa) November 8, 2017 More of this and mud runners will eventually learn the lesson: Burn the coal, White men withhold. PS “I own a color TV” hahahaaaa 10/10 ZFGs.Filed under: Attention Whore of the Month, Funny/Lolblogs, Hope and Change, Sluts
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Nov. 8, 2017, 10:17 p.m.

No Future For White Men

Unsubtle message: the enemy is White men, and the future will be rid of them. PS there are two trannies in this PuffedHo montage. Can you pick them out? PPS If you’re a White man, would you fight overseas for this country anymore? I wouldn’t. It’s time to turn that White shitlord martial instinct inwards, […]
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Nov. 8, 2017, 9:15 p.m.

“Thoughts And Prayers” = “Candlelight Vigils”

Christophobe shitlibs have latched like a hungry infant onto the snarkmeme that “thoughts and prayers” don’t solve gun violence. (Shitlibs have lost the part of their soul that understands people say these niceties not to solve social problems but to soothe the grief-stricken.) What’s ironic about this recent malicious sneering by shitlibs against “thoughts and […]
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Nov. 8, 2017, 8:40 p.m.

Study: Masculine Men Prefer Feminine Women

¡SCIENCE! says…. sexual polarity for the win! Men report stronger attraction to femininity in women’s faces when [the men’s] testosterone levels are high Many studies have shown that women’s judgments of men’s attractiveness are affected by changes in levels of sex hormones. Alpha fux, beta bux. However, no studies have tested for associations between changes […]
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Nov. 7, 2017, 9:53 p.m.

Liberalism Is Childishness

Libs love platitudes because they paper over ugly truths. Love wins = Don’t fight back Unity = Concealed disunity Tolerance = Make the best of a bad situation The essence of a lib is childishness. Liberalism is a juvenile ideology. It’s rationalizing retreat from adult concerns. White liberals have a very low fertility rate. It’s […]
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Nov. 7, 2017, 8:50 p.m.

Study: Diversity + Proximity = Low Social Capital

Diversity + Proximity = War update (the hits (to the Narrative) just keep on coming!): Cities in the predominately White hold-out of the Midwest have the highest social capital scores. Diverse cities the lowest. While entertainment, climate and recreation are no doubt important considerations for many people, there are many other location-related factors that influence […]
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Nov. 7, 2017, 8:19 p.m.

The Cuntescending Woman

Reader Matt has a Game question about how to handle a cuntescending woman. Hey, was hoping for your advice here. I met this girl who’s married and in her 30s. I’m in my 20s and not attracted to her at all, yet she kept calling me her “little brother”. Because I’m not attracted to her […]
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Nov. 7, 2017, 3:23 a.m.

The CH Life Cycle Theory Of Western White Nations

Pre-modernity: “Nation is race” Modernity: “Don’t ask, don’t tell” Post-modernity: “Nation is race-less” Post-apocalypse: “Nation is tribe”Filed under: Goodbye America
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Nov. 7, 2017, 3:03 a.m.

Trump The Charmer

An alpha male charmer like Trump charms men as well as women. Women are aroused, men are admiring. PS The mental patients at Very Fake News CNN edited out this part of the video clip so they could rant insanely about Trump the rube violating international protocol and killing innocent koi. Does a day go […]
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Nov. 6, 2017, 10:21 p.m.

It’s Time For A National Conversation About Left-Wing Terrorism

An atheist goon shot up a church in Texas, killing 26. (From photos of survivors and relatives, congregants appeared to be mostly White.) This is yet another mass shooting perpetrated by a leftoid terrorist in the past year. Here’s Pax Dickinson (Gab: @pax) on the pattern: June: Bernie Bro shoots Congressmen at baseball practice Sept: […]
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Nov. 6, 2017, 3:19 a.m.

Beauty And The Bunz

therebbeblog writes that beauty boosts fecundity, and anti-White Western shitlibs encourage (White) women to look ugly because it reduces their fertility. The point of the Israeli hotties, isn’t “porn” but that beautiful women boost fecundity. This is obvious but defies conventional analysis. The Left understands that ugliness depresses white fecundity and encourages white women to […]
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Nov. 5, 2017, 3:20 a.m.

Trump Finally Unleashed To Execute The Unabridged MAGA Protocol?

Trump’s tweets from this morning were extra spicy. Is he warming up for the MAGA crescendo? Inexplicably, Jeff Sessions has now recused himself from any investigation into the Uranium One-Clinton-Russia pay for play scandal. Trump’s instincts about Sessions were right; he’s a Boomer cuckservative who will fold when the fight gets going. Either that, or […]
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Nov. 3, 2017, 7:21 p.m.

Social Media, Dating Apps, And The Decline In Millennial Sex

Millennials are having less sex than previous generations, according to research by the CDC and other outfits. This is likely bifurcated survey data (i.e., the number of sexually inactive soyboys and fatty bluehair Millennials has increased over previous generations but a sizable minority of bubbly babes and trumpening chads are going hog wild). Call it […]
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Nov. 3, 2017, 2:16 p.m.

The Girl Notch

Biomechanical sex differences extend to the infamous “notch count”. A man’s notch is not the same in style nor substance as a girl’s notch. Psychologically, girls record their “notches” in a limbic language that would befuddle men. From williamk, our COTW winner: A general rule is once a girl knows she could sleep with you, […]
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Nov. 2, 2017, 9:51 p.m.

When Soyboys Attack! (with flapping wrists)

A quavering quartet of Feedbuzz fruitcups had their testosterone levels measured, and the results will SHOCK you….with their utter predictability. When the Asian dude in the group looks like the highest T, you know you’ve got a soyboi problem. When the Asian dude’s T level is a full 100 ticks higher than the nearest white […]
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Nov. 1, 2017, 9:38 p.m.

The Takeover Of America

This is what a takeover of America by nonWhites looks like: A hostile alien force flexing its growing demographic power and preying on its constituents’ fear of and loathing for Whites with campaign ads that portray Heritage American White men as stone cold killers: Paid for by the White Victory Fund…..haha but not really kidding. […]
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Oct. 31, 2017, 7:09 p.m.