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Meet The New Cigstache

Ah, Cigstache. Old timers at the Chateau will not-so-fondly recall her as the representative “zero” on the 1-to-10 female beauty scale. Well, it’s time to meet your new Cigstache. Say hello (through your plumes of puke) to Tacotoad: I get a thrill from torturing the retinas of my readers. It’s not like some of you […]
Chateau Heartiste
Sept. 6, 2017, 1:01 p.m.

The Expulsion Of Andrew Anglin

The hounding of Andrew Anglin from impolite internet company is a case study in the reflexive desperation of an elite losing the citizenry’s confidence in them to remain arbiters of culture and conversation. The mass purges of Real-Right websites over the last few weeks by domain registrars and social media technopolies is illegal, and evidence […]
Chateau Heartiste
Sept. 5, 2017, 8:25 p.m.

A Music Video Idea

Staking claims to a moral high ground doesn’t have to be the sole purview of the Leftoid Equalist gimposium. The Maul-Right can do it too. I had an idea for a music video that would be a great example of recapturing moral ground ceded to the anti-Whites. If you were an alt-composer of catchy tunes […]
Chateau Heartiste
Sept. 5, 2017, 5:09 p.m.

The #Excrescence

This is the #Resistance pic.twitter.com/nu9JW78bxU — RAMZPAUL (@ramzpaul) September 4, 2017 I’m gonna stop critiquing leftoid media drivel and just post pics of the authors, activists, and reporters. It’s a more efficient and powerful rebuttal. PS I think we should start calling the anti-White Left genocidal maniacs. The funny thing about fightin’ words is that […]
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Sept. 5, 2017, 4:48 a.m.

Trump’s Compliance Game

Donald Trump has Game. It’s a contributing factor to his improbable ascension to the White House. His message coupled with his charisma won the hearts of many Americans. Trump’s command of core Game techniques is a marvel to behold. He reframes, he plows through resistance, he agrees & amplifies, he disqualifies, he assumes the sale. […]
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Sept. 3, 2017, 1:06 p.m.

Valhalla Lost

Do not adjust your screen. What you see below is an actual leaflet given to newly arrived Dirt World colonizers in Sweden. (via) Similar pamphlets advising swarthy invaders how to find, meet, attract, and impregnate the local ladies have been handed out in Germany. Is there some glitch in the soul of White man that […]
Chateau Heartiste
Sept. 2, 2017, 9:27 p.m.

The Reflexive Retreat To Pretty Lies

I’ve come to the conclusion that virtue sniveling anti-White shitlibs will never convert to Realtalk and Truthlove. It’s simple. Any moment in a shitlib’s life that she lets race-aware truth approach her obliquely, she’ll promptly retreat to some heartwarming pic or story of a single nonwhite behaving in accordance with societal White norms. There will […]
Chateau Heartiste
Sept. 1, 2017, 7:43 p.m.

Sexiest Vagnette

Filed under: The Pleasure Principle
Chateau Heartiste
Sept. 1, 2017, 5:26 p.m.

A Test Of Your Game: Sudden Impact

Reader sigsawyer emailed a story about one of his pickups that could double as a “test of your Game” post. I’m game, so here it is. Greetings to the Chateau and all its dark proprietors. I’ve got a recent story of pickup success that I realized would be great as one of those old ‘test […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 31, 2017, 6:23 p.m.

The Revolution Will Be Advertised

Comment of the Week winner Days of Broken Arrows, writing from the perspective of a former insider to the print magazine world, has an excellent summary of what drives a lot of the magazine and newspaper poz that is nearly reaching saturation point in America. I used to write for magazines and newspapers and, in […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 30, 2017, 8:12 p.m.

The Telltale Physiognomy

Trump has done well in the aftermath of the Texas hurricane, so naturally the Gaystream Media are turning the focus of their agitprop firepower onto Melania Trump’s shoes in order to deny the Golden Don any positive covefefe. Via Gabber @kgrace: Just for perspective: THIS is the vogue writer who wrote about Melania’s inappropriate shoes […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 30, 2017, 7:03 p.m.

Trump Doesn’t Have Political Capital, He Has People Capital

Maul-Right rallies and protests in the heart of shitlib shires are important contributions to shifting the Weltanshauung to sanity, because (as reader PA might say) it’s good strategic sense to let shitlibs know they can’t strut around the public space anymore like they own it. But rightist rallies, whether peripheral alt-right LARPfests or stadium-sized Trump […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 30, 2017, 5:43 p.m.

Pantifa Violence

Here’s a video clip of a pantifa loser assaulting an elderly, wheelchair-bound veteran. A disabled old man is about the level of opposition that pantif@gs can handle without wetting their panties. The Gaystream Media, as usual, is uninterested in reporting the facts of leftoid pantifa violence. Their preferred narrative today is menstruating over Melania Trump’s […]
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Aug. 30, 2017, 4:07 p.m.

Male Choosiness As An SMV Amplifier

A very powerful feeling for a man is walking out on a date because the girl dissatisfied him with her opinions or behavior. Very few men do this. More men should. It’s exhilarating and builds masculine character, which has positive knock on effects for other girls he dates. Male choosiness — and the associated behavior […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 29, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

WMT: Weapon Of Mass Triggering

In Sane World, this photo would elicit gushing admiration. In our current Clown World, it’s eliciting howls of outrage and fissures of butthurt from the degenerate freak mafia. An attractive, slender mother cradles her infant to her bosom, while a muscular White man — an anonymous hero with his cap brim pulled over his eyes […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 29, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

Porn Lowers Men’s Real Life Standards

I’ll make the brief case here that the cuntventional wisdom is wrong about porn. It doesn’t raise men’s standards in real life women by visually and orgasmically acclimating them to hotter women; it lowers men’s standards by supplying an outlet of multiple hot digiwomen into which men spill their vitality and leaves them unmotivated to […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 28, 2017, 9:25 p.m.

4Chan Vs Goolag

Goolag shuts down free speech. So what does 4Chan /pol/, the Army of the People, do in righteous retaliation? They disrupt Goolag’s advertising with bots, and it’s working. Google cracks down on free speech. 4Chan disrupts their advertising w/bots.https://t.co/kx9HqXf6tV It's working:https://t.co/HDC8L3DaQH — John Robb (@johnrobb) August 28, 2017 EVERYBODY GET AdNauseam to fuck up google! […]
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Aug. 28, 2017, 7:11 p.m.

It’s Time To Put CuckRyan’s Feet To The Fire

The Stalinist anti-White Soros-funded group Pantyf@g is worse, far worse, than whomever the Gaystream Media is deeming a “neonazi” today (it could be you!). This 100% TRUEFACT of Pantyf@g street violence is beginning to trickle into normie consciousness through the gaslighting of the anti-White gatekeepers of information, and it’s forcing a number of otherwise cucked […]
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Aug. 28, 2017, 4:52 p.m.

The Wages Of Single Mommery

Before and, predictably, after: Filed under: Feminist Idiocy, Ugly Truths
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 28, 2017, 3:21 p.m.

“It just looks gross”

Get this meme-wielding shitlord a Chateau VIP pass! WATCH: Alt-Right guy in Phoenix trolls Buzzfeed. Well done! pic.twitter.com/ni1ic06Nu4 — Reinhard Wolff (@contentmancy) August 24, 2017 I laughed. More of this, please, and fewer of the self-serious nutzi arm band FBOy plants. Given the massively coordinated gaystream media anti-White narrative boosterism following the police-antifa pincer movement […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 26, 2017, 4:04 p.m.