Chateau Heartiste

Fat Moms Give Birth To Dumb Offspring

This is turning out to be the week the Chateau carpet bombs the gangrenous ids of equalist freaks and fatties, with ordnance enriched by shibboleth-smashing ¡SCIENCE!. The latest evisceration: high waist-to-hip ratio fat chicks give birth to dumb kids. Upper-body fat has negative effects and lower-body fat has positive effects on the supply of long-chain […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 12, 2017, 4:34 p.m.

Shiv Of The Week Contest

Today we have two Shiv of the Week contenders vying for the Sacred Shiv of the Order of Shivlord. Shiv wielder #1: VS Shiv wielder #2: One shiv is a penetrating thrust into vitals, the other shiv is a poison-tipped prick of the skin. Both shivs have similar effects on the egos of the victims: […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 12, 2017, 2:05 p.m.

Gay Men Kissing Disgusts Straight Men, News At 11

¡SCIENCE! dropped two beautifully ugly truths this week that the Gaystream Media will never cover because their libshit audience craving dopamine hits of pretty lies would abandon them: Fat women have an increased chance of delivering malformed babies Straight men are as disgusted by two men kissing as they are by the sight of squirming […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 11, 2017, 11:28 p.m.

Fat Moms Give Birth To Mangled Offspring

Non-black men are viscerally disgusted by fat blobby broads, and this disgust likely has its evolutionary logic at least partly in the fact that fat moms are more likely to birth children with congenital malformations. Results A total of 43 550 (3.5%) offspring had any major congenital malformation, and the most common subgroup was for congenital heart […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 11, 2017, 9:21 p.m.

Sexbot Revolution Update

The revolution will be animatronic. News from the Emerald Guile: A sexbot brothel opened one month ago in Dublin, and customers are lining up for Dolly the Dirty Bot’s very special services. GONE are the days of blow-up women with perpetually open mouths – sex dolls are rapidly evolving and becoming more lifelike than ever. […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 11, 2017, 8:29 p.m.

Literal Thousand Cock Stare

This is Lisa Sparxxx (néigh Lisa Hansen): She is a porn star who holds the world record for most sexual partners in a single day: 919 cockas. Look at her eyes staring back at you. What you see is a literal thousand cock stare. Vacant and deranged….the same look a soldier has when he’s seen […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 11, 2017, 7:20 p.m.

The Four Regional Approaches Whites Take To Racial Desegregation

A great comment from Rotten, on how Whites from different American regions have responded to the forced desegregation of their nation. Heartiste has talked about ‘Good Schools’ and other hidden taxes on whites, like the above examples of regulations and HOAs. He’s also commented on how these taxes drive down “affordable family formation” by significantly […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 11, 2017, 6:40 p.m.

Jordan Peterson On Female Hypergamy

I’m convinced Jordan Peterson, perhaps Canada’s only shitlord worthy of the appellation, is a long-time reader of the Chateau. Watch this video of him discussing the reality of female hypergamy (a topic covered extensively at this blog) and its influence on the dating market and you’ll see why I think that he’s been a guest […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 10, 2017, 9:27 p.m.

Diversity + Proximity = Rootlessness

One oft-ignored or unremarked upon consequence of proximal Diversity™ is the feedback loop it establishes with rootlessness. Rootlessness — aka social atomization — can enter a dissolution spiral when racial diversity passes a numerical threshold in which its social impacts are widely perceived and even more widely denied by anyone caught within its vibrancy perimeter. […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 10, 2017, 8:29 p.m.

The Great Men On Racial Envy

Joe Sobran, a journalist of integrity and fearlessness before the occupation became utterly discredited by venal leftoids, on racial envy of Whites: And yet we in the West (hi, single white women!) are inviting into our homelands millions of nonWhites with burning, searing racial envy in their hearts, to live as our neighbors in name […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 8, 2017, 3:18 p.m.

What Age Is Curtain Call For Club Girls?

An observation, from me own eyes and time spent nestled deep in the booby-trapped dating trenches: Girls drop out of the nightclub scene around age 25. Some sooner, some later, but the curtain call age for girls seeking men in da club is on average about 25yo. Clubbing is a young woman’s game. It takes […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 8, 2017, 1:22 a.m.

The Five Stages Of Game

A cheeky wag commenting on a blog post titled “The Five Stages of HBD” offered the Game version of the post’s subject: Stage-1 (Denial): “What is this cavemanish-sounding “Game” of which you speak? Actually, I’d rather you didn’t answer that.” Stage-2 (Anger): “SEEEXIIISST!!!” Stage-3 (Bargaining): “… but even if Game is real, it doesn’t mean […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 7, 2017, 11:50 p.m.

Chicks Dig Violent Porn

Recently, researchers have discovered what yer ‘umble proprietor of this scandalous Chateau was telling you long long time: chicks dig violent, rape-y, dominating sex because it is in the nature of women to feel incredibly aroused submitting to a powerful, even sadistic, man, and this feeling is universal among women. Credentialist (((cipher))), 2017: The popular […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 7, 2017, 11:18 p.m.

Thot Of The Day

The plastic surgery industry wouldn’t exist if there wasn’t an objective standard of beauty. Think about it.Filed under: The Pleasure Principle, Ugly Truths
Chateau Heartiste
July 7, 2017, 11:17 p.m.

Best Merkel Meme

h/t cortesar: Filed under: Current Events, Funny/Lolblogs, Ugly Truths
Chateau Heartiste
July 7, 2017, 10:46 p.m.

Chicks Dig Criminals: The Study

This study was published in 2014, so maybe it’s already been discussed at the Chateau, but if it hasn’t this post will rectify that oversight. (If it has, it’s worth revisiting.) Criminal offending as part of an alternative reproductive strategy: investigating evolutionary hypotheses using Swedish total population data Criminality is highly costly to victims and […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 7, 2017, 2:25 p.m.


Overseen in [REDÄCTËD]: A family of three, teen daughter (13 or 14yo), father and mother. The parents looked to be in their late 50s, which means daughter was probably a test tube baby. All were speaking German, looking obviously lost as they roamed the post-America sidewalks, rambling waywardly and approaching the most menacing-looking googles to […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 7, 2017, 2:51 a.m.

Compare And Contrast: An Exercise In Libocrisy

Fake Indignation shitlibs were aghast that President Trump would innocuously flirt with a female reporter, expressing their Fake Outrage by claiming that his compliment of her smile was “creepy”. That’s rich coming from libs, the crowd that loves the idea of tranny freaks whipping their she-dicks out to piss in front of their daughters in […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 6, 2017, 9:55 p.m.

Corpulence And Consequences, Part Two

A fat chick was fat-shamed on the internet, but a national scandal was avoided when her boyfriend defended her honor and in return thousands of social media Likes fell upon the lovebirds like high glycemic index manna from heaven. Boyfriend Restores Faith In Humanity With His Response To Someone Calling His Girlfriend “Fat” HIS RESPONSE […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 6, 2017, 7:01 p.m.

Corpulence And Consequences

I don’t know any formerly slim women whose personalities and politics didn’t get worse the fatter they got. Every additional pound added to the American female obesity epidemic is a vote added for a shitlib candidate. Which brings me to the CH Sexual Polarity-Revolutionary Momentum Positive Reinforcement Feedback Mechanism Maxim. CH Maxim #45: If a […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 6, 2017, 5:34 p.m.