Chateau Heartiste

The Fat Chick Tax

A fat tax has been seriously discussed on various platforms for years, usually supported by the premise that fat craps cost society a lot of money in higher health insurance premiums, mitigation overhead, and the daily annoyances of dealing with fatties in public spaces, making room for them, avoiding their stank, and spending mental energy […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 20, 2018, 11:21 p.m.

“Trump slept with me”

“George Washington slept here” is a pretty common plaque found at or near historical sites throughout colonial America. As his legend grew, American households which hosted the Great Man for the night were proud to publicly say so, even if his presence in their humble abodes was apocryphal. Likewise, hot sluts who hosted today’s Great […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 20, 2018, 8:57 p.m.

Jerkiognomy Is Real, Dark Triad Edition

I can’t believe this hasn’t been done before. A criminally curious researcher averaged the faces of normies and compared the composites with an average of the faces of those possessing the Dark Triad personality traits (a suite that includes psychopathy, narcissism, and Machiavellianism) and discovered that jerkiognomy is real. Average faces of 33 men and […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 20, 2018, 2:46 a.m.


The look of admiration, which in women is the same as the look of love. Thus, adoration, the coupling of admiration with love. PS Stormy Daniels alluded on-air in 2007 that Trump was “the best sex she ever had”. Reminder that this was when Trump was in his 60s, and she was a porn whore […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 19, 2018, 7:37 p.m.

Moslem-American Terrorism Vs “Right Wing”-American Terrorism, The Numbers

This is the reason why shitlibs HATE HATE HATE math and love sophistry.
Chateau Heartiste
March 19, 2018, 6:59 p.m.

Comment Of The Week: Inverted Sexual Polarity

From Ryu, a worthy COTW entry, Women are becoming the men that they need. And men are becoming like the women they want. How telling, that the women are cashing in, making the big bucks, getting tattoos, a bad attitude…. …while the men are hitting the gym, watching what they eat, being nice and agreeable. […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 19, 2018, 2:57 a.m.

Masculinized Women Are A Portent Of Civilizational Death

Captain Obvious draws the obvious parallel between masculinizing women and a culture’s operative sexual market. R-Selection necessarily MASCULINIZES women, because under R-Selection, women have to FIGHT their way into an Alpha’s harem. You could pretty much state it as a foundational premise of Evopsych that you have “Femininity if and only if K-Selection” [i.e. monogamy]. […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 18, 2018, 7:11 p.m.

Between Two Ferengi

I walked past a couple of piss-stained dindu street bums — a man and woman, from whom I could see the foul odor emanating — shouting at each other in their native patois. She was yelling through plump piehole labia, “…women are a den of snakes. I’d take a gay man without a working penis […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 18, 2018, 4:24 p.m.

Opposite George Game

A buddy is a study in contrasts. He likes to do the opposite of whatever the masses are doing, but without the pretension that often characterizes iconoclasts. The idea, as he puts it, is to transgress social norms in one medium while following them in another, parallel medium, to disorient women and pique their interest. […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 18, 2018, 5:04 a.m.

A Test Of Your Game: You Got Her Digits. Now What?

A reader needs Game advice (for a friend, natch): So you meet this girl. Very pretty & seems to be going well so far – albeit short time. Then she sends you this photo of her new manicure. Thoughts? Pull eject lever? Asking for a friend. The photo was sent unsolicited, so he could see […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 16, 2018, 12:10 a.m.


Welcome to the jungle. — Normie (@NormieAnon) March 15, 2018 But remember, citizen, Diversity™ is our strength! And Black Lives Matter! CAPTION CONTEST “#ConanHaiti” (ref)
Chateau Heartiste
March 15, 2018, 10:14 p.m.

The Industrial Revolution And Its Consequences Have Been A Disaster For Overeducated Women

Hot off the presses, a criminally patriarchal research paper has concluded that men with higher income and status have more reproductive success than women with high income and status have in industrialized nations. First, to set the table, an excerpt from the abstract: It is concluded that an evolutionary perspective helps explain reproductive patterns in […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 15, 2018, 3:11 a.m.

The Queerness Of The Female CEO

Theranos. The tech company is in the news because its celebrated female CEO, Elizabeth Holmes, was just charged with committing “massive fraud” by the SEC for misleading investors with false claims about her company’s tech. And that little shitlord boy went HA HAAWW! Watch this video of Holmes speaking in the patois of a souldead […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 14, 2018, 8:23 p.m.

Deep Thots By Jacked Heartiste: Famediggers

Riffing on this long-form neg, (is it working, Bri? DM me!), some bantz regarding Brittany Pettibone’s purpose and pleasure ensued between readers and yours cruelly. As a stand-in for the constellation of PIVnat alt-right thotties, Brit does nicely. NAMinxALT, yes, yes, but let’s face it, these camera-ready nonconformist coquettes must share similar characteristics (and characters). […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 14, 2018, 7:16 p.m.

Body Language Analysis

*cracks knuckles* Leaning in, kung fu grip of +100 mate guarding, forehead cuddling PDA. Verdict: beta body language Assessment: trouble brewing This power couple is Martin Sellner and Brittany Pettibone, renowned figures in the It’s Self-Evidently Awesome to be White revolution. Sellner fronts a European “Identitaire” group, but don’t hold me to that. I don’t […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 14, 2018, 12:22 a.m.

The Ass-Pass Equation

CH Maxim #34-24-36: The quality of a broad’s ass is directly proportional to the time it takes to realize her ass isn’t worth keeping.
Chateau Heartiste
March 13, 2018, 10:16 p.m.

The Black Adoption Experience

Anonymous unloads a MOAB of Truespeak about the reality of Whites adopting NAM (non-asian minority) babbies. A decade ago I dated a Peak RBF career gal who, unable to have her own kids had adopted a mystery meat child out of desperation during the last few years of her failing marriage. The kid, born to […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 13, 2018, 9:08 p.m.

Tragic Truth Of The Day

I added this earlier to a recently published post, but I figured it deserved its own headlining. *** A big reason why we have an epidemic of overeducated women tragically delaying marriage and childbirth until it’s too late is because of the reality of female hypergamy. When women gain economic, occupational and social status, their […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 13, 2018, 8:23 p.m.

Deflating The Riotously Judgmental Girl

All girls are judgmental, but not all girls pretend otherwise. In your thigh adventures, you’ll come across a subspecies of chica who flirts by cutting men down to size and watching their reactions. She’s the Crisis and Observation Girl [COG]. If you can take both barrels of her muffshot without flinching, she’ll clear a snatch […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 13, 2018, 8:06 p.m.

The Empathy Gene

I’ve teased in these pages the idea, buttressed by scientific evidence, that empathy may not be evenly, universally distributed. That the sexes are differently-empathic, and the races (whoa!) may not be equally empathic either. This is thought crime of the highest degree, because innate racial differences in empathy — some groups having tender feelz and […]
Chateau Heartiste
March 12, 2018, 11:53 p.m.