Chateau Heartiste

The Corporatocracy Purges

The purge-friendly argument that “private corporations can ban or restrict access to whomever they like” loses its moral leverage when every multinational corporation bans the same dissident voices. In effect, what this situation resembles is a giant world government actively censoring speech. My belief now, as we watch a massive totalitarian purge of crimethinkers roll […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 18, 2017, 4:22 a.m.

The Tall And Short Of It

I love the long legs of tall slender women, but shorter slender women often have better overall bodies punctuated by pertly round asses and fleshy tits. Taller women tend to have leaner, less curvaceous figures and flatter asses. This is my burden of choice. Lord help me carry on.Filed under: Girls, The Pleasure Principle
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 17, 2017, 1:35 p.m.

Peak Estrogen

I really thought we had reached Peak Estrogen during the Cuck Menstruation of 2015/16 when Trump ran for President, but these past few days of cucks tearing up the 1st Amendment in their race to condemn self-aware White people for speaking unauthorized opinions on matters already settled by the Ministry of Untruth has been like […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 16, 2017, 2:05 p.m.

Tiki Torch Vigils

Just like candlelight vigils, except with bigger candles! This has been an edition of Your Daily Reframe.Filed under: Current Events, Game, Psy Ops
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 15, 2017, 4:01 p.m.

A Rally Symbol Suggestion For Unite the Right

Instead of waving Indo-European symbols harkening 1939 Germany to herald a brighter, Whiter American future, why not choose this (or its cousin) as a logo: Or, if you prefer a logo that trolls the skype media (and let’s face it, their combination of tribal supremacism, neuroticism, and anti-gentile sociopathy makes them very trollable (obligatory NAJALT […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 15, 2017, 3:04 p.m.

Female Hotness Is Inversely Proportional To Female Gratitude

The younger, hotter, tighter a girl, the less grateful she is for male attention. She expects it, so when she gets it she’s not grateful, only slightly annoyed that yet again her expectations were met in the most dully predictable manner possible. This is why it’s counterproductive to compliment girls when they are within the […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 15, 2017, 12:58 p.m.

Pax Dickinson: “Virginia State Police had explicit orders to drive [Unite the Right] into the antifa so we’d be assaulted”

Pax Dickinson was at the Unite the Right rally in Charlottesville. He presents solid evidence that the VA State Police had explicit orders to drive the UTR protestors into antifa to be assaulted, because authorities wanted the violence to happen so that they could revitalize their flagging anti-White Narrative. One, it looks to me like […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 14, 2017, 5:37 p.m.

Miscegenation For Thee, But Not For The Royal Me

The Dutch monarchy adheres to very strict rules concerning the mating and marriage practices of its royal family. The monarchy of the Netherlands passes by right of succession to the heirs of William I. The heir is determined through two mechanisms: absolute cognatic primogeniture and proximity of blood. The Netherlands established absolute cognatic primogeniture instead of […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 13, 2017, 6:15 p.m.

Regression Towards The Latrine

The title of this post is lifted from a comment by mendo, who wins COTW for it. Regression towards the latrine (a pun on the genetic hatefact “regression towards the mean”) is a succinct, clarifying statement on the reigning ethos of our time, which is the Harrison Bergeronian ideology that demands the destruction and deconstruction […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 13, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

Alpha Male Body Language

America found its cock again! Just look at the alpha male body language on display here: Checking off the alpha boxes… not smiling like a goof forceful hand gestures open torso (chest puffed out, arms held wide) back straight and rigid steely-eyed gaze mixed with a hint of condescension feet planted firmly on ground, shoulder […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 11, 2017, 9:09 p.m.


The New York Times agrees with CH: Sundar Pichai, the current CEO of Goolag, must go, to make way for under-represented diversity at the top. Goolag’s sex and race skew among its employees is an affront to gender and racial justice. The company has to make up for its institutional white, asian, and brahmin privilege […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 11, 2017, 8:34 p.m.

From Goolag Shitlackey To MAGA Shitlord: The Transformation Of James Damore

How do you turn a meek nerd into a ZFG shitlord? You deposit his dignity and livelihood in the Leftoid Equalist charnel house and make a martyr of him. This is the new profile photo James Damore uploaded to his social media. (via): That’s the steely gaze of a man who has suffered his enemies’ […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 10, 2017, 9:14 p.m.

The Black Goo

These scenes of colonizing migrant hordes remind me of the black goo in Spiderman. And bringing with them the same deleterious consequences. The comparison works on both the aesthetic and symbolic levels. A reader likes the analogy, Damn that’s apt. Peter Parker inherits the suit in Secret Wars 8, dons it in the canon in […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 10, 2017, 6:03 p.m.

Mockery Will Kill The Left

Mockery, and denying leftoid globocorps the ability to do business. And if that combo doesn’t kill the Left, there’s always option #3. Filed under: Culture, Current Events, GloboHomoBezos Ministry of Propaganda, Hope and Change, Trumperica
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 10, 2017, 4:23 p.m.

14 Things Every Fat Girl Absolutely Needs To Hear

Because I am a humanitarian and love to give and give until it hurts, I submit this uplifting essay to fat chicks everywhere who need to hear these 14 things for their mental health and mortal souls. 14 things every fat girl absolutely needs to hear: push away from the table coffee, not sugary milkshake […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 10, 2017, 1:08 p.m.

Tired, Buzzed, Stoned, Sick, and Hungover Game: The Common Thread

The subject of this post isn’t new to returning visitors to the Chateau. The archives include a deep cut about “Sick Game“. Over the years, I’ve continued noticing that my seductive prowess and pickup success, for reasons that had eluded me until I dedicated an orphan neuron to solving the riddle, were inexplicably better during […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 9, 2017, 8:56 p.m.

Meet The CUNDT: Converged, Urban, Narcissistic, Delusional Tubbo

You are about to enter another dimension of the sexual market. A dimension not only of unsightly fat and scolding schoolmarmery, but of repulsive loudmouthed bitterbitches. A journey into a worthless land of self-entitled fat Hillary-loving bitches. Next stop, the Would Not Bang Zone! Via AutoAdmit, a gem quality thread has coalesced around the story of […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 8, 2017, 8:20 p.m.

Hillary Clinton Rose To Power By Leaning On A Man

Never often enough, the YASS QUEEN gaypedoface brigade and catlady consortium need a reminder that thecunt (aka hillary clinton) achieved power and a near-miss at the Trump House solely by using her husband as a stepping stone. From Harry Dexter White, Eternal reminder that the only reason Hillary Clinton has a political career at all is because […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 8, 2017, 4:25 p.m.

Your Daily Trumpenkrieg

I think Senator Blumenthal should take a nice long vacation in Vietnam, where he lied about his service, so he can at least say he was there — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 7, 2017 “You call that a shiv? Now THIS is a shiv!”Filed under: Shiv Of The Week, Trumperica
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 7, 2017, 9:23 p.m.

Dispatches From Based America: How To Succeed With Brunettes

It’s incredible to think that it wasn’t so long ago America was so based, and so full of heritage pride, that the US Navy could release a training film on how to succeed with brunettes (because blondes are apparently easy lays and don’t require much in the way of effort to seduce). (For whatever reason, […]
Chateau Heartiste
Aug. 7, 2017, 6:51 p.m.