Chateau Heartiste


Generation Zyklon Goes International

This is heartening. A Dutch kid with impeccable shitlord physiognomy trolled a news reporter in the field with the OK sign which, if you hadn’t known, is now the internationally recognized symbol of not hating your White heritage. (According to CNN sources, the OK sign is three fingers for the letter ‘W’ and the thumb […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 23, 2018, 9:05 p.m.

The Reformed Male Feminist

A Student of the Game writes about his journey from LSMV male feminism to normal SMV masculine sexism, I spent the better/worse part of a decade of my 20’s and 30’s entrenched in radical left politics before I got redpilled. In college I was a member of the campus National Organization for Women. That’s how […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 23, 2018, 3:32 a.m.

The Virgin Tea Candle Vs The Chad Tiki Torch

Pic from the weekend’s Termagant March (h/t @BGKB): That’s a tiny candle. (Note: not even a real flame; an LED safe space so his soft fingertips don’t get unsightly masculine callouses.) The shitlib male feminist is a vehicle for self-emasculation. He prides himself on his low, low T level, his upside-down biceps, his unisex problem […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 22, 2018, 8:26 p.m.

Your Daily Game: Thot Training

When your girl tries to make you jealous, you have three options, in ascending order of personal benefit and relationship management effectiveness: act butthurt promptly try to make her jealous ignore her Act butthurt, defensive, or otherwise emotionally pained, and you can count in hours the time to her dumping you. Immediately attempting your own […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 21, 2018, 7:08 p.m.

Alpha Male Of The Month

It would have been even funnier if the pilot had released a load of kitty litter on the crowd. (Via gabber @bombbelt)
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Jan. 21, 2018, 5:04 p.m.

Alpha Male Body Language

There’s a lot going on here that adds up to a snapshot of pure alphatude in full display. The easy stride, the ownership arm draped loosely but heavily over her shoulders — Just hold on loosely But don’t let go If you cling too tightly You’re gonna lose control — the deliberate avoidance of nuzzling […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 20, 2018, 5:45 p.m.

The Number One Reason For Sexless Marriages

Commenter Johnny Redux nails the answer to this post’s title with an ugly truth few men, let alone women, would be willing to confront head on, obliquely, or deniably: A sexless marriage, in many (if not most) cases, is the result of a man marrying a woman his own age, and after time losing all […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 20, 2018, 12:43 a.m.

The Three Words That Reveal The Essential Difference Between The Sexes (All Two Of Them)

There used to be a “sex positive” feminist who would comment here and offer up such breathtakingly backward Feminist Cunt Wave boilerplate on men and women that I started to appreciate her cuntributions for their usefulness as reminders of the self-medicating delusions that modren society inculcates in the sexual market losers of our age. Whatever […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 19, 2018, 11:06 p.m.

America Is A People, Not An Idea

There can never be too many pimp slaps administered to traitorous, cowardly Galactic UberPhag LindsGAY GAYham’s slap-able gayface. Tucker backhands Graham a good one, here. Keep the heat on these cucks. They deserve every publicly humiliating beatdown coming their way until they slink off into the 9th circle hellscape waiting for them where their lies […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 19, 2018, 3:27 a.m.

The Voluntarily Sexless Marriage

After you read this incredibly Millennial news story, you’ll understand why I titled this post “The Voluntarily Sexless Marriage” instead of “The Voluntarily Celibate Marriage”. Our platonically married couple isn’t celibate at all; they’re just celibate for each other. The sexless marriage is a timeless rue with an explainable kernel of pedestrian truth to it, […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 18, 2018, 9:12 p.m.

How To Control A Slut: The Slut Whisperer

Sluts are wild women. The wildest, which is impressive considering the basal state of women is sexual wildness when released from cultural supervision. Many an unwitting beta male has thirstily stumbled into a slut’s Venus Thigh-Trap and been liquefied, financially and emotionally, by her muff-shaped machinations. But sluts can be controlled, and their sexual recklessness […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 18, 2018, 6:39 p.m.

It’s Jerkboy Game Day!

Courtesy of Gabber @LexParsimoniae: She looks like she’s ready to admit him to her S&M dungeon. A keeper! FYI the jerkboy move that sealed the deal (or at least sealed delivery of the dominatrix outfit pic) was when Lex dropped the “lol” bomb. Short, snappy retorts like “lol” and “gay”, which in context don’t make […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 18, 2018, 2:26 p.m.

It Takes A Black Woman…

White women always react the same way to a bothersome kneegr0 beggar: with deference, patience, and finally sorrowful apology for not coughing up enough dough. Black women react differently: they completely ignore him or give him lip for not minding his own business. Black women know how to handle their black men. There’s a lesson […]
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Jan. 17, 2018, 9:56 p.m.

When The Strip Club Experience Stops Being Sexy

A comment from Tiberius that had me chuckling, The strip clubs around here are more circus than anything. We went to one on a friends birthday. The hottest one had only one arm. She dragged the birthday boy up on stage, ripped the elastic out of his underwear, took his belt, wound it tight around […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 17, 2018, 7:55 p.m.

The Scent Of Ripe Sex

A male friend a few years older than me once took me to a high end strip club. It was my first time at a house of ill repute, and I was underage (but of age in the way that mattered). He knew one of the club’s employees and arranged a deal to sneak me […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 17, 2018, 2:25 p.m.

Your Daily Sad

Being the only fat white girl at a party……and getting hit on by the only black guy at the party. LAYERS OF SADNESS (then she goes home alone and tumblrrheas about her awesome dating life and how she has to beat the HOT SEXY IMPLICITLY WHITE men off with a stick (of butter)) META-SAD
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 17, 2018, 12:12 a.m.

The Main Reason Women Despise Niceguys

Because niceguys excuse women’s shitholistic behavior. There will always be an urge in people (not just couples therapists and marriage counselors, although they are more prone to experiencing the urge) to relieve women of and burden men with responsibility and accountability. This is a consequence of the Fundamental Premise, which states that eggs, being pricey, […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 16, 2018, 9:03 p.m.

The Tattooed Slut Is A Redundancy

2007: From the CH post “She eats her peas one at a time“: Does she have a large trashy tattoo anywhere near an erogenous zone? Slut. 2017: From ¡SCIENCE!: We collect numerous measures of time preferences and impulsivity of tattooed and non-tattooed subjects and find broad-ranging and robust evidence that those with tattoos, especially visible […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 16, 2018, 8:16 p.m.

More Non Sequitur Game

Non Sequitur Game — a valuable Chateau addition to the pickup oeuvre — is a tributary of text Game that, with minor adjustment, can be ported to IRL social interaction, with similar results: female intrigue and curiosity, two states of gine which necessarily precede sex. Non sequitur game is mystery bait. An odd word or […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 16, 2018, 7:26 p.m.

MeToo-ism And The Criminalization Of Romance

A great comment by SebastianX1/9 over at Sailer’s blog, musing about the Me Too, Please sex panic and its end game, You are watching the real-time abolition of romantic love and courtship, to be replaced with mediated social media. Unmediated human interaction is being fazed out. They mean to abolish physical reality and the possibility […]
Chateau Heartiste
Jan. 15, 2018, 2:55 p.m.