Chateau Heartiste

Sartorially Shitlording Your Way To Prime Poosy

I have a shirt that is Pure Shitlord Energy. Its pec-framed artistry is set to maximum triggering; no fatty, frump. or fug SJW can see it without shaking violently on the inside. I wore this shirt recently at an outdoor event filled with the libbiest libshits, and every SJWhale and problem glasses fishmouth snarled as […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 21, 2017, 2:06 p.m.

The Alpha Male Switch

Via the Grauniad (so take with a flat of salt): Scientists discover brain’s neural switch for becoming an alpha male Timid mice turn bold after their ‘alpha’ circuit is stimulated as results show ‘winner effect’ lingers on and mechanism may be similar in humans Brash, brawny and keen to impose their will on anyone who […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 20, 2017, 7:57 p.m.

Ten Years Of The Manosphere

I’m not given to retrospectives (mortality reminders are a buzzkill), but this reader’s email deftly describes the incredible cultural influence of the internet realtalk revolution collectively known as the manosphere, a loose affiliation of men who, cutting to the pith of it, were tired of pretty lies and wanted the ugly truths. The manosphere itself […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 20, 2017, 6:15 p.m.

Enlightened College Students Are Disgusted By Interracial Relationships

Disgust is a wonderful emotion. It’s a spontaneous transmission from the ganglia that acts as a palimpsest revealing our truest thoughts in unguarded moments. Three cheers for those shitlords with low disgust thresholds, for they have brushed aside the clutter of media propaganda and social expectation and seen the face of God in the sanctums […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 19, 2017, 11:49 p.m.

Trust Is Nice, But Jerkboy Is Spice

Platitudes are the curse of our times. The Pretty Lies are everywhere, and polluting the minds of our most vulnerable and emotionally fragile: single White women. Here’s a revealing glimpse at one of the incantations performed during this Platitude Purification Protocol that single White women indulge to gain entry to the right-thinking GoodWhite World: A […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 19, 2017, 9:56 p.m.

Vote For The Worst Shitlib Archetype

Filed under: Culture, Funny/Lolblogs, The Id Monster
Chateau Heartiste
July 19, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

Jacked Asian

A legit jacked Asian (he looked Korean or possibly Jap) at the gym was comfortably knocking out sets of 225 lbs on the bench press when a nerd herd of willowy Asian males stumbled like a lost tourist group into the weight room. They promptly spied through extra slitty squints the muscular Jacked Asian doing […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 18, 2017, 11:03 p.m.

Single White Women Are A Civilization-Scale Shit Test

Recently, the Audacious Epigone highlighted a poll which found that, among women age 18-29 (the single White woman years), the most common preferred term of self-identification is “feminist”. I was reminded of that poll and the data showing single White women voted overwhelmingly for thecunt (and for Gay Mulatto), single women are more xenophilic than are men, […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 18, 2017, 6:55 p.m.

There’s No Bad Sex, Only Bad Stimulants

Many women, particularly single women of the slutty persuasion, take a perverse glee in recounting episodes of bad sex with a man. Some even like to challenge the alphalinity of a potential suitor by offering unsolicited stories of times in the past when they had endured bad sex, the unstated purpose being a sneaky desire […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 17, 2017, 10:51 p.m.

Trump The Buck Negger

Trump delivered a vivisectionist’s neg of Emmanuel Maricon’s granny wife with this slow-acting venom of a backhanded compliment: Trump, to Brigitte Macron: “You’re in such great shape!” A plausibly deniable shiv that is at once flattering and ego-deflating. A perfect teasing set-up to have a woman swoon for your attention all night, and then to […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 15, 2017, 3:27 p.m.

The Trump Effect Is The Testosterone Effect

Ted Cruz has found his Inner Shitlord, and here he is picking the target (CNN), freezing it, isolating it, and polarizing it. Since when did Cruz find his jewels and learn to love the heft and dazzle of them? I’ll tell you when: since Cruz found himself living in Trumperica, instead of GAYASSERICA. That’s the […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 14, 2017, 10:38 p.m.

Ideal Weight For Americans Used To Be Much Thinner Than It Is Now

Courtesy of tteclod (who justifiably labels this “the shiv of truth”), the 1959 Met Life “desirable weight” tables for American men and women. If you’re a dedicated weightlifter with serious muscle, these sorts of tables won’t apply to you. You’d be better off measuring body fat % directly. These ideal weight MetLife tables from 1959 […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 14, 2017, 9:22 p.m.

The War Against Testosterone

An incredible news story (via the Daily Stormer) about the CDC redefining the normal range of testosterone to a lower range. (which is referred to in the study as “harmonized reference ranges” — Mewlspeak). The DS author, Zeiger, adequately explains the major flaws of the study. ZOG changing 'normal' male serum testosterone range from 348-1197 […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 14, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

The Set-Up Of Donald Trump Jr With A Russian Honeypot

Thoughts on a Clinton-Obama-Creep State sting operation to thwart the will of the American people, by Jacked Handsomely: After reading the latest twists in the story about Don Trump Jr meeting a Russian “lawyer” for twenty minutes in June 2016 ostensibly because he was promised by a music publicist shyster named Rob Goldstone that juicy […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 13, 2017, 8:50 p.m.

Gaming The “Nasty Woman”

As American girls are getting progressively more belligerent and screechy, a man should assume that on his sojourns into the dating trenches he will occasionally have need to parry an out-and-proud “nasty woman”. mendo explains, And we can dodge all the cunts wearing [the Nasty Woman] shirt. Though I wonder if some will be snarky […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 13, 2017, 7:12 p.m.

The Bitch We Dodged

You only had to listen. You listened! The psychocunt man-hating dusty queef queen we narrowly avoided propelling into a position of absolute power where her corruption and hatred could go unchecked: Support Samantha Bee & Planned Parenthood & buy a Nasty Woman t-shirt! — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) July 11, 2017 Truth in advertising. Hey […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 13, 2017, 6:32 p.m.

James Woods Plunges The Shiv

Shitlord of the Month is actor James Woods. He has earned it. Here’s his latest blitzkrieg of the snowflakes that populate Twatter: After a shriek of shitlibs lamely counterattacks, Woods agrees & amplifies, taking out another gay parade of bruised lib egos. Using one's child as a social justice propaganda doll is tantamount to child […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 13, 2017, 5:50 p.m.

Exquisite European Beauty

This post is the start of a series celebrating the uncommonly exquisite beauty of the White European woman. Befitting the title of this blog, Chateau Heartiste, our first featured lady is a Frenchwoman by the name of Pascale Petit. Oo la la. This is the face of a woman who could pull any man away […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 13, 2017, 2:26 a.m.

BART Sharts On Crime Victims

An Orwellian story coming out of the Left Coast illustrates just how deranged and malevolent San Fran shitlibs have become trying to maintain their allegiance to the Equalism Narrative in the face of meaty intrusions by race reality. BART (Bay Area Rapid Transit) Withholding Surveillance Videos of Crime to Avoid ‘Stereotypes’ In the last three […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 12, 2017, 8:13 p.m.

The Myth Of The Polyamorous Bonobo

Feminists unable to tolerate evolved psychological and biological differences between the sexes, along with free love freakazoids on the supposed side of realtalk, cleave to the neoDarwinian meme that bonobo society proves polyamory is a natural instinct that humans share with them. Sexual jealously is just so gauche, don’t you see, pleb? Welcome to the […]
Chateau Heartiste
July 12, 2017, 6:16 p.m.