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Female Privilege And NonWhite Privilege

“White male privilege” is a rhetorical incantation on the Left (and regarded as within the bounds of possibility by many cucks on the Right) that, like most leftoid tenets, is at complete odds with the truth, revealing more the egotistic psychological state of the projecting chanter than it does any observable reality. It would not […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 27, 2017, 10:53 p.m.

Humiliation Is The Highest Value Of The Anti-White Left

Over at the Goodbye, America photoblog, commenting on a post about blatant mudshark propaganda, JDave writes, she is looking at the viewer with a smirk (the favorite expression of the psychopath). Her message is “This pisses you off – which makes me happy”. Another intrepid commenter dug up Instawhore info about the girl in the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 27, 2017, 7:59 p.m.

Remember Who You’re Dealing With On The Exterminationist Left

Way back in early Spring of 2016, I was at a backyard party having a conversation with two girls and two actual phagggots. We were talking Trump (he had either just secured the GOPe nom or was getting close), and after listening to the gay homosexual male-things gripe about how bad he was for the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 27, 2017, 6:57 p.m.

MAGA Game Challenge

I have a pickup challenge for CH readers. Step 1: Go to a bar or other urban SWPL meetingplace where the sexes (female and lefty mangina) mingle in a miasma of expectant carnality, while wearing the iconic red Make America Great Again hat. Step 2: Wait (not long) for shit tests to roll in. As […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 27, 2017, 5:48 p.m.

Fly The Chateau Flag To Victory

A reader who for obvious reasons prefers anonymity asks a favor, Me and my friends would like to fly a Chateau flag at the next pro Trump Rally. Any suggestions? Fly the Happy Chateau at a Trump rally? Hoist the Heartiste standard above the battlefield strewn with the crushed egos of antifa? Absolutely! A modest […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 27, 2017, 4:30 p.m.

Picking Up Sidewalk Activist Hotties

Not all sidewalk activists hawking material for the shitlib cause du jour are nuisances best avoided. Occasionally, a hot babe will thrust her ample pamphlets and bodacious donation sign-up list in my face. When I spot one of these sexy solicitors, I do what any woke-weary womanizer would do: flip the script and assume the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 26, 2017, 8:50 p.m.

The Gorsuch Effect

First the Ninth Circuit rules against the ban & now it hits again on sanctuary cities-both ridiculous rulings. See you in the Supreme Court! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 26, 2017 Praise Kek, the God Emperor has not betrayed his principles. (but we here at the chateau will help keep him honest.)Filed under: Alpha, […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 26, 2017, 7:49 p.m.

How To Tell If You Exude Alphaness Or Betatude

Here’s a simple social experiment necessitating few input variables other than a public venue and a street hustler to determine if you, or other men you can observe, exude alphaness or betatude. Those carnival barkers working for non-profits like Greenpeaceout or Abortion, Yay! are useful proxies of a man’s SMV. Try this: the next time […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 26, 2017, 7:36 p.m.

Globalist Girl: Paul Ryan

Globalist Girl Cuckryan is happy to deny Trump funding for his signature campaign promise. Via: Despite President Trump’s request for more than $1 billion to fund the Mexican border wall this year, Paul Ryan is expected to exclude the money in the April spending bill. Ryan recently told reporters funding for the border wall may […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 26, 2017, 4:35 p.m.

Globalist Girl: Ivanka Trump

Ivanka Trump has failed the “doe-eyed suffering child” test. From the “Today” show (via Politico): Assistant to the president and first daughter Ivanka Trump said allowing Syrian refugees into the U.S. “has to be part of the discussion” of how best to help those fleeing Islamic State militants and Syria’s long-running civil war. Trump’s remarks, […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 26, 2017, 4:01 p.m.

Globalist Girl

Les Saunders, Protestant swoops in to take the Comment of the Week with a vivid portrait of the Globalist Girl. As I was doing my rounds today, something made me think about a girl, an intern that is, whom I had under my supervision a few years back. The more I reflected on it, I […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 25, 2017, 8:09 p.m.

Fake Lesbians Vs Real Lesbians

I know, you can easily tell Fake Dykes from Real Dykes by looking at them; the latter are usually fat blobs in overalls, the former septum-pierced coeds in short skirts. But there’s another giveaway: romantic canoodling. Fake Furburglars giggle a lot while their hands reach between thighs and under shirts for the grabbing of the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 25, 2017, 7:29 p.m.

Why The Leftoid Legacy Media Must Be Destroyed

Because the mass propaganda media suppression machine is close to full spectrum, insurmountable censorship of dissident opinions. Alcofribas Nasier explains, Owning propaganda channels like schools and television has worked well for the Left so far. You’ll notice that they’ve also gotten through Twitter, Facebook, and Youtube censorship through in the last few months, with very little […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 25, 2017, 6:28 p.m.

Thought Experiment: The Post-Employment Future

Here’s a thought experiment about the consequences of runaway globohomoism and the post-employment future that mass automation will usher. Imagine robot tech advances so that in a future not far off 99% of present-day jobs are rendered useless. In this post-employment techtopia, only the top 1% have meaningful jobs. This 1% would include the superbrains […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 25, 2017, 5:31 p.m.

Native European Beauty

This is the unearthly beauty that the Globohomoists want to deface and expunge from the world under a torrent of mass migration and miscegenation. If you have to put your finger on what you’re fighting for, this image will easily suffice as your Coat of Charms.Filed under: Foreign Girls, Inner Beauty, The Good Life
Chateau Heartiste
April 25, 2017, 4:55 p.m.

Before Antifa, After Antifa

Before Antifa: After Antifa: Via. The girl is Louise Rosealma, currently moonlighting as a porn prop and hilariously ineffective antifa foot soldier. Her real name is Emily Rose Nauert (((possible echoes))). She lives in an all-White town and her parents divorced when she was twelve (a dangerous age to leave a daughter unmoored). At the […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 8:49 p.m.

Powerlust Moves

You can ramp up a woman’s ardor with a few simple “powerlust moves”. One that has never failed to generate hot hot heat beyond the usual steamy release is when I sidle up to my ladyhawke from behind, put my arms around her waist (one hand slithering to a shaded resting place in her underboob), […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 7:34 p.m.

Sexbot Revolution Update

The revolution will be atomized. Here’s Le Chateau back in 2007 writing on sexbots and the existential threat they pose to the sexual market, and hence to civilization.Filed under: Biomechanics is God, Culture, Globalization, The Pleasure Principle, Videos
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 6:37 p.m.

March For Science Signaling

The March for ¡SCIENCE! that served as another shitlib therapy session in cities across the US was a perfect opportunity for dissidents to troll the cartoon science lovers marching with their papier mache effigies. Did anyone record themselves approaching the degenerate freak parade and asking “What are your thoughts on the science of race and […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 24, 2017, 6:02 p.m.

Battle At Berkeley: Chapman’s Charge

This is glorious. Based Stick Man, Kyle Chapman, leading a charge headlong into a scattering pack of freakazoid antifa dweebs, vanquishing the marxist vermin one and all. Cinco Jotas has a great write-up on the incident here. This really belongs on the upcoming Welcome Back, America blog. Watching this inspires me to join the fight and […]
Chateau Heartiste
April 21, 2017, 6:38 p.m.